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-Frequently wears black clothing.
Yes. I wear almost exclusively black clothing.
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-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
No. Refer to previous response.
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-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polish.
No. I'm not a personal fan of make-up.
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-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
Yes. Ankh.
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-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
No.
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-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Yes. Rammstein counts, right? I don't listen to that much metal.
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-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Yes. Definitely.
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-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Yes. The first three I don't do at all and the last one I'm finding to be more and more pointless...
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-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Yes. The first two are semi-interesting, but the last three are great.
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-Takes drugs.
No.
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-Drinks alcohol.
No. Why isn't this included in "takes drugs?"
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-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
No. I'm quite happy with life and think suicide is pointless.
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-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
No. Bad experience with migraines; pain is futile.
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-Complains of boredom.
No. I'm quite content, thank you.
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-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Yes. I'm in 5 AP classes...I sleep too little or too much quite often.
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-Is excessively awake during the night.
Yes. I'm nocturnal.
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-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Yes. I'm nocturnal.
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-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Yes. I like my door shut at all times.
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-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Yes. World of Warcraft is such fun.
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-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
Yes. Once again, it's mostly World of Warcraft.
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-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Yes. I think any parent would feel awkward around us anyway.
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-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Yes. It's not my fault if I blank out whenever my teachers give directions...
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-Misbehaves at school.
Yes. To some extent anyway...
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-Misbehaves at home.
Yes. I do ignore my parents yelling at me to do chores fairly often.
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-Eats excessively or too little.
Yes. Binge eating is great.
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-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (*Remark: it's Count Chocula, not Dracula, idiots.)
No. I eat cocoa puffs.
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-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Yes. Well, my own blood anyway; it's a waste just to wash it off...plus, it's delicious.
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-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
Yes. Of course, I watch TV.
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-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
Yes. It's mostly World of Warcraft.
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-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Yes. The internet is a wonderful thing.
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-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
No. Why would I do this alone?
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-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
No. It seems kind of pointless.
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-Expresses an interest in sex.
Yes. Mildly, I guess.
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-Masturbates
No. It seems pointless with an imagination as...expansive as mine.
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-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
No. I'm a heterosexual.
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-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Yes. I'm definitely pro-philosophy and I am against organized religions as a whole.
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-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
No. As far as I can remember, most of mine are either World of Warcraft of Nightmare Before Christmas related.
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-Claims to be a goth.
Yes. I guess so.
24/38
That's a decent amount, I guess.
