Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Darkened Angel]

To give Palpy a sex change and call " her " Laura Bush.  

[Missing00]

Durza the Shade

To back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe.

(500 gold says no one will get that reference.)

(its from Lilo and stich. Now give me my 500 gold!)

to build a transformer.  

[NickCpointless]

to gat vador to wear more colourful suits *in a rater gay voice*black is so over rofl  

[Nospai Deathous]

To eat Jet Porkins.  

[Darkened Angel]

To put both Spacely's Sprockets and Cogswell's Cogs out of busniess with their own company: Luke's Lugnuts.

To get Luke to join them so they can accomplish the above goal.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To sell Leia into slavery when money gets tight, only to have her strangle her master and strike out to become a leader of the Rebellion. Teens these days.  

[Nelowulf]

To have better judgement than aim.

((1000 gold to the person who gets that reference!))  

[Durza the Shade]

missing nin itachi

Durza the Shade

To back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everybody's left shoe.

(500 gold says no one will get that reference.)

(its from Lilo and stich. Now give me my 500 gold!)

to build a transformer.

(You win. I guess I really didn't have any hope.)

To take control of the galaxy's oil supplies and push gas prices even higher.  

[Darkened Angel]

To cause even bigger trouble in Little China.  

[Nospai Deathous]

To get a bunch of friends together in a hangar and start the most rockin'est band in the galaxy.  

[Darkened Angel]

To get a group of storm troopers drunk and have them take their armor off in a video they will call " Stormies Gone Wild! "  

[Nospai Deathous]

To make Super Star Destroyers A-Wing-proof.  

[Darkened Angel]

To get sued for using Buzz Lightyear's copyright line when just before entering hyperspace, an Imperial Admirial says " To infinity, and beyond! "  

[Durza the Shade]

To kick a** and take names.

To make Reggie Fils-Amie Sidious's next apprentice.  

[Nelowulf]

To Win Ben Stine's money