Rejected applications

[Laveneder]

Wow. I.....wow. eek  

[IrukaKan]

{ Oh man... I'm very glad that typing classes were required when I was in 5th grade... People get on the internet and think it's an excuse to forget every rule of writing they ever learned. I can *understand* txt-talk on a phone, but when you have a full-sized keyboard waiting to be caressed... how can you resist!? }

 

[Kitsune Kit Kaguya]

Dear lord did they not read the instructions or are they just stupid? I refuse to think that those people thought they were using correct gramar. Deny deny deny!  

[R a i n b o w Luvinn]

Okay. . . that was actually pretty funny, but kind of mean. I know that they did that on purpose. Nobody could think that they were seriously typing correctly like that. . . unless they were incredibly stupid.  

[saiducky]

These are some of the most amusing (and slightly scary) applications I have ever read. I swear, it's worse on xanga. Those people are here because they like to write and they still give all these stupid applications...  

[Abnormal Munchkin]

You realize that those are all jokes, right?  

[-x x kyoxtohru x x-]

Mentally Unstable Kitten

The fourth one was HILARIOUS! xd

xD Yep, it was.
@Artificial:
I won't be surprised if their PARENTS gave up on them...

 

[-x x kyoxtohru x x-]

nicoledm

You realize that those are all jokes, right?

Haha, yeah. They probably were.
But if they aren't,
...Damn. That's sad.

 

[Set Dreads To Stun]

Yami no Hitokiri

Quote:

The Hack Monster wrote:wow u guyz r grammr natsees u r all men & i thnk u shukd allll goto hell some ppl r retdrd u kno adn all bcuz u r so PERFECTUOUS on ur wrds dosnt meen dat tha wkrd givs @ dam. u all lkie need 2 chiil or illl tell a admn on u u stpd bi*chz feck u <3 katie ps 4 uf info i type gud ok??????????????????????????????????????????????? ok glad we had dis tlk bi bi now o no wayt i wann say U ALLL CAN GO SUX BALZ U FAGATS GO & SUX A DYK

I didn't understand that...  

[Set Dreads To Stun]

Quote:

Request from LADEE SEEREE US Accept Decline Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:13 pm

I MEAK GUD WORDZ CAN I JOYN????//??// PLALPXLXPLXPLZPLZPLZPZLPZLPZLZPZLZPLZDPLRTGJKLGTKTHKLHDD T PLZ YOU MAEK ME ORGY PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ I'LL SHOW YOU MY p***s OF FURY

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Request from LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ Accept Decline Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:50 pm

OKAI SO HI THARZ I WNTD 2 JOINE CUZ IT LEWKS COOL AND MY VAJAYJAY WANTS TO JOIN 2 HER NAME IS VAJAY JAYYYY AND SHE IZ RLLY KEWL PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ ID LUV U 4EVA CUZ U IS KEWL AND U R SO SECKSI U KNO IF NUT DEN I WILL WHIP OUT MI TITTIZ O DEATH AND SMUGGLZ U WIT DEM HARD AND ULL LIKE IT LOL

I'm sorry, but... What the hell?  

[ecelyfe]

On the poll, there should be a "What did they say?" option. Because I could barely understand what the people were typing. But. It was really funny.  

[excited2Bdeleted]

IrukaKan

{ Oh man... I'm very glad that typing classes were required when I was in 5th grade... People get on the internet and think it's an excuse to forget every rule of writing they ever learned. I can *understand* txt-talk on a phone, but when you have a full-sized keyboard waiting to be caressed... how can you resist!? }

Typing classes were required in 3rd grade for me. I am so glad now. I don't need to look at the keyboard when I type. Plus, I've naturally been good at spelling. Vowels are friends. XD
How hard is it to just put in a vowel and type out your words? *sigh*
What is our world coming to? Colleges will be gettings resumes, that are like... (*twitch*) Ahgah I thing u shud let me in b4 i stabxx0r3d u.

(I can't belive I just wrote that....)
So then, they'll end up washing dishes in 1337, while we're enjoying our selves with nice jobs, and college.  

[Toxicated Cuppycakes]

Quote:

The Hack Monster wrote:wow u guyz r grammr natsees u r all men & i thnk u shukd allll goto hell some ppl r retdrd u kno adn all bcuz u r so PERFECTUOUS on ur wrds dosnt meen dat tha wkrd givs @ dam. u all lkie need 2 chiil or illl tell a admn on u u stpd bi*chz feck u <3 katie ps 4 uf info i type gud ok??????????????????????????????????????????????? ok glad we had dis tlk bi bi now o no wayt i wann say U ALLL CAN GO SUX BALZ U FAGATS GO & SUX A DYK

*trembles*
I know this is a joke, but my God! how... HOW can people even STAND talking like that? That right there just killed me. X_x

People on Myspace can be worse if you could imagine.


"wiil you adddd mii cauuuse you arre cuul aan all an mii wiiil loove youu forr eveveerr... <3"

*shudder*

It makes me very thankful of my mother because with out her, I would be typing like that, and I would still be looking at the keyboard as I type. ^_^  

[Niccea Majeare]

Atomic Trance

IrukaKan

{ Oh man... I'm very glad that typing classes were required when I was in 5th grade... People get on the internet and think it's an excuse to forget every rule of writing they ever learned. I can *understand* txt-talk on a phone, but when you have a full-sized keyboard waiting to be caressed... how can you resist!? }

Typing classes were required in 3rd grade for me. I am so glad now. I don't need to look at the keyboard when I type. Plus, I've naturally been good at spelling. Vowels are friends. XD
How hard is it to just put in a vowel and type out your words? *sigh*
What is our world coming to? Colleges will be gettings resumes, that are like... (*twitch*) Ahgah I thing u shud let me in b4 i stabxx0r3d u.

(I can't belive I just wrote that....)
So then, they'll end up washing dishes in 1337, while we're enjoying our selves with nice jobs, and college.

Typing wasn't required to middle school for me. But we did do writing labs on the computer. I remember getting mad at my computer in the first or second grade because the program we used could read what we wrote to us. It functioned as a spell check. Number one: It couldn't pronounce my name. Well...it used a different pronunciation really. Number two: No mater how many ways I spelled it (I even got the teacher to help me) the computer would not say "breed" instead it kept saying "bread." Don't know how I remember that...

But, we had to take typing in middle school and I fell in love with the tutorial program, so I bought it for myself.  

[Siouxicide]

They're just jealous. And slightly threatened. wink