You might be in the SCA if....

[Styx Chick]

-when changing in gym is no big deal because you've stripped down to nothing to change your armor.

-when your whole kitchen dishes are pewter

-when you go out with your bodice fully cinched up and you don't find it weird that people are staring.

-when you randomly ask someone how many pointy things they have on their crown

-when you fing yourself lifting up your shirt in public to show your mundane friends where you got bruises. I really better stop doing that at school... ><  

[WarriorNorseWolf]

SashaRavensorrow

You start to tell a story and people assume you were at an event

not sure whether this one has been posted yet or not but here goes:

You begin every story with: No s**t there I was

You can identify more heraldric COA's than people

You have ever responded to a supervisor at work with: "sir? I didn't know you were knighted" (try it it confuses the power tripping one long enough for you to get away 3nodding )  

[dkabyssaldragon]

your teacher asks you to make chainmail items for her......and is not in the sca


you get asked to participate in the school ren fair(got xtra credit on a test
biggrin )  

[dkabyssaldragon]

littlegreengirl

dkabyssaldragon

if you complain about the conceled weapon laws

of course, if you carry your weapons on the outside, they're not really concealed... teehee! blaugh

i know that  

[Mistress_Pooky]

- You get a message saying that the Baron called

- Sideless surcoats are sexy

- you know the difference between a Continenza and a Reverance

- your favorite songs are war songs  

[Willow The Wanderer]

when you havent' sung a 'normal' birthday song in years  

[Red Zomby]

Sunegami

dkabyssaldragon

your hair is longer than your girlfriend's [...] and no one says anything about it.

Here's one to add to that:

You Know You're in the SCA When. . .

. . . you're jealous of your boyfriend's hair (it's true! His is longer and prettier than mine!).

My girlfriend says the same thing about me.  

[Red Zomby]

...If you have winged knees

(fluting on armor)  

[Orzhov dark scion]

cops yell at you for sparing with your day, with live steel...in the front yard.  

[Orzhov dark scion]

If holy s**t thats hard does name you go ew but really hit me to.  

[Orzhov dark scion]

If even your baseball caps have fluffy feathers.  

[Orzhov dark scion]

if half your fire arms need both hand and an angle to get goos distance ((bows and cross bows))  

[Valynn]

When you contradict your history teacher about the middle ages or rennisance periods.
I got free periods for 2months when we reached that in high school

OR
Your school asks you for 'costumes' for Romeo and Juliet
LOL I got $550 for supplying my school with garb for a play....Good times, good times. 3nodding  

[Orzhov dark scion]

if you have been asked to leave campus beacuse your castume for hallowen has tomany "fake" weapons  

[Orzhov dark scion]

If you know ducktape and superglue are period, Huzzah magic ^^