You know you are addicted to Naruto yaoi when...

[thedarkestduckie]

oh wow. i AM addicted. (good thing or bad thing??)  

[Kumquat Pornography]

I..I'm so addicted! To yaoi in general!

I'll post my list... but small, because there's so many!

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4. You find the smallest things amusing. Like putting a hotdog in a bun. Or your finger through a donut hole. And oddly enough, can relate to your favorite pairing.
7. You have written something about a pairing or yaoi in general on a article of clothing, notebook, or just plain old tattooed it on your skin.
11. You have probably an entire library load of Doujinshi loaded onto your computer, and view them everyday.
18. If you are a girl... you truely belive you are a gay man at heart... but stuck in a woman's body.
25. You dream about yaoi like it is your job.
33. When someone asks you what yaoi is... You go on for an hour disturbing people with details on your OTP and such.
34. You continually convince your male friends that they are gay even though they say they are straight.
45. You claim that all men are gay... They just use women as a cover-up reason.
55. You look down when you pee/change and yell "Why couldn't I have been born with a p***s?!"
56. Hetero pairings have slowly dripped from your favorites page/links and have been replaced by yaoi insanity.
57. When you're daydreaming in class and a friend ask you what you're thinking about you answer with- "Mansex." They usually leave you alone after this.
61: You refuse to read any yaoi fic that does not have at least one lemon per chapter.
62. When you see a picture of one of the men from your OTP and someone else besides the other member of your OTP, you die a little on the inside and tears come to your eyes.
73. You see your grades as something related to yaoi. (Ex. A-a** rape, B-Buttsex, C-Condom and D-Dominatrix >_>; , F-F***)
74. You have gotten A-S-S on your report card and laughed your head off.... (O, S, N are citizenship grades)
84. You've looked at sex change sites in hope of one day buying that all mighty p***s for buttsex.
85. You slap people who say it's gaysex. and say "It's not buttsex!! It's a**l probing with love!"
93. Every single word/thing in the world sounds perverted.
96. You get the words "Organism" and "Orgasm" mixed up.
98.You often times squish your own boobs and wish them away.
100. If you see a guy bend over you yell "Assume the position!!" Then run away.
101. You start reading a story, and various lines become highly perverted and then make you giggle every time you read them.
104: Everytime you get on the computer no matter who's with you, they say "Looking for gay porn again?"
107: When at school, you try your hardest to bypass security codes so you can look at your precious boys smexing.
119: You classify everyone you know as an uke or a seme.
130: You listen closely to your teachers talking and are constantly taking things out of context, and end up laughing in the middle of class.
132. You have watched episode where your OTP has contact to see if you can suddenly obtain phsycic abilites and force them to kiss through telepathy.
140. People in your class stay away when they see you holding manga of any kind, just in case it IS yaoi, and you might wave it at them.
141. You have scarred at least 8 people with #140.
152: When ever you go to an anime convention, you try to get into the yaoi panel even if you're under age.
157: Buttsex is part of your everyday vocabulary.
161. You can safely admitt to have done at least 99% of things that are on this list now and things that are to come on this list.
164. You dream about yaoi.
184. You don't even need this list to know you are a true fan of Naruto Yaoi.
219. You have already made plans to get that 'yaoi is life' tattoo when you are 18.

85. I say, "It's not buttrape! It's surprise buttsex!"
96. Also "pencil" and "p***s".
140. Sometimes it's hentai. sweatdrop
152. Once it worked! I bought a Yaoi paddle. XD

 

[left hand of the emperor]

me and my sister r really guitly......whenerver we're watching a cartton we start making yaoi jokes...yeah to anything...anything at all becomes victim to yaoi jokes....  

[rina_harada]

220. When you drool on the floor thinking about naruto yaoi.


...and this is if your an extremely addicted...

221. When you've already decided in your will, that in anycase you might die, there would be the words in capital letters, "NARUTO YAOI FAN" engraved on your tombstone.

 

[fontelos2]

Buddygirl

52. When walking down hallways (or on the street) and you see two guys walking next to each other, you automatically think "YAOI!" Even if they're only walking. It intensifies if they shove each other,

53.You're convinced that if you think hard enough that yaoi WILL appear in the next episode/book.

54. You really, really, REALLY, want a bisexual boyfriend. Just so that you can talk about yaoi with him. (My friend has one and he LOVES Naruto yaoi. I'm so jealous.)

55. You look down when you pee/change and yell "Why couldn't I have been born with a p***s?!" (Done it while changing. I scared my friend.)

56. Hetero pairings have slowly dripped from your favorites page/links and have been replaced by yaoi insanity.

57. When you're daydreaming in class and a friend ask you what you're thinking about you answer with- "Mansex." They usually leave you alone after this.

I've done so many of these it's hard to count. ^^;

Totally guilty of 52 lol  

[Sokomashi no Kaidan]

fontelos2

Buddygirl

52. When walking down hallways (or on the street) and you see two guys walking next to each other, you automatically think "YAOI!" Even if they're only walking. It intensifies if they shove each other,

53.You're convinced that if you think hard enough that yaoi WILL appear in the next episode/book.

54. You really, really, REALLY, want a bisexual boyfriend. Just so that you can talk about yaoi with him. (My friend has one and he LOVES Naruto yaoi. I'm so jealous.)

55. You look down when you pee/change and yell "Why couldn't I have been born with a p***s?!" (Done it while changing. I scared my friend.)

56. Hetero pairings have slowly dripped from your favorites page/links and have been replaced by yaoi insanity.

57. When you're daydreaming in class and a friend ask you what you're thinking about you answer with- "Mansex." They usually leave you alone after this.

I've done so many of these it's hard to count. ^^;

Totally guilty of 52 lol

52 is ALL me!!! >3  

[dark_shy_gurl]

2. When you see two boys duking it out in the halls, you tell them to shut the hell up and just relise their love for one another and kiss and make up. (this may or may not include suggesting sex, depeneding on how bold you are) - totaly all the time to my friends.
3. You have veiwed EVERY fanfic / drawing of your OTP. EVERY one.
4. You find the smallest things amusing. Like putting a hotdog in a bun. Or your finger through a donut hole. And oddly enough, can relate to your favorite pairing. lol sometime depends on my mood
10. When you see a picture of a boy and girl kissing, you think "Ew. A boy kissing a girl. That is DISGUSTING!" TOTALY
11. You have probrobly a entire library load of Doujinshi loaded onto your computor, and veiw them everyday if i could i would
12. You have converted people to loving yaoi. yep my best friend
13. You have tried to convince a male friend of yours to kiss another male friend... beacuse they resemble your favorite pairing. lol I would but none of my friend do.
15. For your birthday, you demand yaoi or Naruto merchandise. yep
16. Every song can and will be linked to a pairing. totally
17. Everything in the word can and will be linked to yaoi.
((^ this is my motto.)) yepp
18. If you are a girl... you truely belive you are a gay man at heart... but stuck in a woman's body. YES I think I am
21. You have written enough fanfiction to create a novel. I would but i can't write I just dream about yaoi pairings like all the time.
25. You dream about yaoi like it is your job. YES

there are so many others I do but I'm in a rush so i'm ganna go now  

[Okami_wolf_pup_god]

im defanitly guilty for the following:
4. You find the smallest things amusing. Like putting a hotdog in a bun. Or your finger through a donut hole. And oddly enough, can relate to your favorite pairing.
7. You have written something about a pairing or yaoi in general on a article of clothing, notebook, or just plain old tatooed it on your skin.
9. You constantly wear your Naruto ninja headband everyday, everywhere(except ppl in my school think its weird so i just give them a dirty glare)
10. When you see a picture of a boy and girl kissing, you think "Ew. A boy kissing a girl. That is DISGUSTING!"
11. You have probrobly a entire library load of Doujinshi loaded onto your computor, and veiw them everyday
12. You have converted people to loving yaoi.
15. For your birthday, you demand yaoi or Naruto merchandise.
16. Every song can and will be linked to a pairing.
17. Everything in the word can and will be linked to yaoi.
18. If you are a girl... you truely belive you are a gay man at heart... but stuck in a woman's body.
20. You have dubbed random items such as waterbottled after your favorite pairings... to make them go in suggesting positions.
22. You are known in school as that weird kid who likes boys kissing
25. You dream about yaoi like it is your job.
ok i know thats alot of of the above things and im starting to wonder if this is a bad thing or not xd  

[-Light Twin Keroberos-]

I wasn't a yaoi addict or fan at first, but when I met my friends that I have for about 1.5 years now. I've gotten addicted to yaoi ever since but I'm also into yuri and that's the same story. HAPPY HALLOWEEN. I went dressing like this today at school. An ANBU version of Naruto..
Well I didn't have the flaming sword but I had pretty much everything else. It was awesome.  

[iCopy]

9. You constantly wear your Naruto ninja headband everyday, everywhere.
Guilty xD

11. You have probably a entire library load of Doujinshi loaded onto your computer, and view them everyday.
Guilty, actually, I even have some actual manga at home, and fanmade magazines. :'D

15. For your birthday, you demand yaoi or Naruto merchandise.
As well as Christmas and any other holidays. u.u

17. Everything in the word can and will be linked to yaoi.
Yep, I love this saying, I have it on my notebooks for school. xD

18. If you are a girl... you truly believe you are a gay man at heart... but stuck in a woman's body.
Very sad, yes, but I do...at least my parents know it, cause I admitted it...

19. You have bought action figures / plushies of your favorite pairing... to make them go in suggesting positions.
He..HEM!

21. You have written enough fanfiction to create a novel.
xD As well as role Play fanfictions. xD Where me and a friend make one together.

22. You are known in school as that weird kid who likes boys kissing.
I'm the only grl many enough to admit it, so hoi. I bet some people just don't want to admit it like I did.

25. You dream about yaoi like it is your job.
Every night. Great dreams make great fanfics too! I also dream of me and Kakashi together...::has her moment::

 

[soviet soiree]

7. *points to notebook covered in SasoDei and KakaIru slogans*
9. I WANT ONE! I WANT ONE SO BAD!!! *cries*
12. Heh heh... guilty as charged sweatdrop
16. I'm not the only one that does this!!!!!!!
17. Oh yes! Yes yes yes!!!!
19. I tried.... I was caught....
20. Do graphic stick figures count?
21. I've read enough to write more novels than Phyliss Reynolds Naylor!!
25. Dreaming about yaoi IS my job!!
26. YES! *fangirl smile* BTW, I'm off to read SasoDei *leaves*
30. Me and my friends talk about it 24/7, so I don't see how they could not know it!
31. Most true of all. This makes me SOO mad.  

[SunnyBunches]

C h i p p y

Augh! I just came up with more! gonk

28. You have named a pet of yours after your favorite character
29. You have had your action figure / plushie of a character star in a school movie project
30. Even your teachers know what Naruto is, since you pretty much make referance to it in every project and homework assignment you humanly possibly can.

I am guilty of numbers 29 and 30. sweatdrop I put Kankuro in my 'Sunagakure guide to crossing the desset'. The comment I recived back from my teacher was 'God Sarah. Only you could fins some way to associate Anime with the muslim religion and Africa.'

sweatdrop i am soooo quilty of thirty in all of nineth grade every project we had i made cut outs of all my favorite anime peoples. We even had to make a short story. i made a myth using the Naruto guys in a comedic version of the odysse? Odyssy?Odessy? needless to say it was funny.

oh and i thought of one
You know you're addicted to Naruto Yaoi when...
You're greatest nightmare is waking from a yaoi+cream (or any bodily condement to put on the yaoi boys) dream sweatdrop 3nodding  

[jadec101]

3. You have veiwed EVERY fanfic / drawing of your OTP. EVERY one.
4. You find the smallest things amusing. Like putting a hotdog in a bun. Or your finger through a donut hole. And oddly enough, can relate to your favorite pairing.
8. The first thing that comes to mind when you heard the word 'Hotdog' is yaoi.
16. Every song can and will be linked to a pairing.
17. Everything in the word can and will be linked to yaoi.
((^ this is my motto.))
Guilty of these >.>  

[silverlitforest]

I am guilty of far too many of these.  

[hmfan24]

eek my gosh, I am an addict!