DronzeRants... Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet.

[dronze]

I'm not sure... by the same token, he could just be screaming in horror just before being impaled on something like a baseball bat... or maybe a spork...  

[Amy Obscurite]

Teh_Boxman

Is that guy having a seizure or doing the Chicken Dance?

he is doing the chicken dance.  

[dronze]

ahh, the donations subforum... such a useful place to get rant fodder.

and now, with no further ado... I bring to y'all, DronzeRant #5!

dronze

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Hi, I'm new to Gaia.

welcome to the forums, how are you doing?

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I was told about the Tek Tek thing,

Useful tool, is it not? all kinds of nifty and helpful things you can do with it.

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so I created my drem avatar,

you mean dream avatar? typos are cool, but could you please get to the point?

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but people in this place really aren't nice

wai... O.o WHAT?! how can you say that people here aren't nice?! Have you SEEN the amount of work we've put into this guild? All the upkeep, the donations to the *ahem* deserving, the fun topics of conversation...

all of this takes a lot of work, and very little of it is actually appreciated.

Now, I don't mean to make you sound like an ungrateful n00b... no, wait, strike that, what I really mean to say is YOU UNGRATEFUL N00B!

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and wont help me..

If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times... WE'RE NOT A N00B WELFARE OFFICE! we give our time, knowledge, and wisdom, and all you can to is whine about how we don't give you enough stuff?!

I'd tell you where to stick that complaint, but this is a PG-13 forum.

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I only have like 500 gold,

and I only have like 800 gold... so what?

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so as you can see I'm way off from like anything..

Indeed I can, but that's not a positive reflection on you.

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Could someone please help me?

I just gave you the time it took to write this. be a little more active, and a lot less beggy about getting stuff, and maybe I won't have to sic my army of killer waffle irons on you.

 

[Shugotenshi the Ninja]

yay!! I love these rants! *gathers together an army of killer waffle irons*

shall i do the honor of applying the pam?  

[dronze]

no, i want them to stick.

it will hurt more.  

[Ravenlady13]

Ooh! Ooh! *gathers the butter and maple syrup*
Ok, I'm ready!  

[Shugotenshi the Ninja]

*gets a bag full of dirt and a squirt bottle full of lemon juice to use on their wounds*

alright, im ready.....  

[Black Hale]

Is it me...but has everyone forgotten about salt? *shakes head* Damn...  

[Master Clockfish]

*Takes out a baseball bat*

Oh...wait...are we going to beat the crap out of people or make breakfast?  

[Shugotenshi the Ninja]

Teh_Boxman

*Takes out a baseball bat*

Oh...wait...are we going to beat the crap out of people or make breakfast?

ummm....beat the crap outta people and meet up later for breakfast?  

[Krusadin]

Sounds good to me!  

[Charisma Raye]

Teh_Boxman

*Takes out a baseball bat*

Oh...wait...are we going to beat the crap out of people or make breakfast?

Breakfast first - we can all talk about the most effective ways to knock some sense into that noob!

*pulls out some eggs to throw at the stupid noob*

Excellent rant, as usual, dronze!  

[Krusadin]

Charisma Raye

Teh_Boxman

*Takes out a baseball bat*

Oh...wait...are we going to beat the crap out of people or make breakfast?

Breakfast first - we can all talk about the most effective ways to knock some sense into that noob!

*pulls out some eggs to throw at the stupid noob*

Excellent rant, as usual, dronze!

Completely irrelevant but if you have a new look, I like it!  

[Charisma Raye]

Krusadin

Charisma Raye

Teh_Boxman

*Takes out a baseball bat*

Oh...wait...are we going to beat the crap out of people or make breakfast?

Breakfast first - we can all talk about the most effective ways to knock some sense into that noob!

*pulls out some eggs to throw at the stupid noob*

Excellent rant, as usual, dronze!

Completely irrelevant but if you have a new look, I like it!

Thanks! =) There's only so many of us and so many of them. We gotta find some really effective ways to take them all out. HAHA!  

[Master Clockfish]

For me, it's not so much the noobs but the elitist oldbies who think all newbies are inferior piles of s**t. Our efforts would be better spent going after them instead.