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 Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:07 pm
She tired to kill my cat, Miss Puss-Puss.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:08 pm
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 3:30 pm
(lol I love cats)
he became a vampire hunter
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:17 pm
I realized she was already dead, so, the "death do us part" part of the vows had already come true. =/
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:26 pm
he didn't realize that I was a vampire and he got mad that I came to the wedding in a funeral gown
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 4:32 pm
She kept sneaking into my room at night and sucked my blood while I was asleep!
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:20 pm
she thought it was me drinking her blood when it was really the babby and threw me outside in broad daylight.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 8:18 pm
because i cheated on her for a hot model biggrin
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:18 pm
I found out that he had no morals.
COVER YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU SNEEZE!
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:35 pm
Beheaded Antoinette I found out that he had no morals.
COVER YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU SNEEZE! I found out too late that those leaves are poison ivy!
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:24 pm
because I found out you were a guy... gonk
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:41 pm
He was on the FBI's top 10 wanted list.
So I turned him in and collected the reward.
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Profitable Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:43 pm
Had a beautiful face (sarcasm rolleyes )
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:33 pm
He never took his mask off.
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Posted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:55 pm
xXSereneShadowsXx He never took his mask off. she had a creepy doll she wanted to sleep with between us
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