Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Starkespada helped OverlordMMM carry his supply of ebola.  

[starkespada]

wrighter has green comeing off of him wonder what he has been rolling around in  

[OverlordMMM]

....knows why Writer has ooze on him...afterall, it was his doing....  

[Peaches of Sodom]

Filmed the application of said ooze.  

[Beatngufan]

^ director of said ooze  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ once created a 12-foot tall statue of Legolas... out of Scrabble tiles and cream cheese.  

[starkespada]

^ wants to go out with gimmly  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Starkespada was engaged to Pippin for a brief period of time, before he found the elven king.  

[OverlordMMM]

......is secretly in love with frodo.....(mainly because of his foot fetish)....  

[Beatngufan]

^ had sex with Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy at the same time wink  

[starkespada]

^ did it with dumbledoor all of them  

[Isobel Bellamy]

^ bitchslapped Beatngufan for stealing Dumbledore away from him eek  

[starkespada]

^ slept with ron weasly  

[Isobel Bellamy]

^ lusts over Ron Weasly  

[starkespada]

^ wants to make out with herminey