Lines You'll Never Hear

[elvisnake]

Obi-Wan: And we were singing, My my, this here Anakin guy. May be Vader some day later, now he's just a small fry...  

[stellarmagic]

Luke: Yoda, Yo-yo-yoda, yo-yo-yoda.  

[Sol Walker]

Rak (or any barabel for that matter): ******** the jedi! lets rip their chest cavities open and feast upon their vital organs!  

[Nospai Deathous]

Vader: Mem'ry... all alone in the moonlight... I can smile at the old days... I was beautiful then...  

[Sol Walker]

Han (in kirk voice): Captains log, Star Date 456778-86-3456217... Chewie and I...have...just picked up...some...passengers. They wish for us....to....take them....to Alderaan...  

[stellarmagic]

Han: I'll have an Imperial Burger, hold the rebel relish.

TK421: I'm sorry, its have it our way, not your way sir."

Han: *Pulls a Blaster* I said hold the Rebel Relish!

TK421: Are you sure you want to do that?

(Hundreds of Blasters turn on Han)  

[Sol Walker]

Lando: (checking Han's vitals after being carbon frozen) whoops...  

[Nospai Deathous]

Leaia: (after hitting a bunch of buttons trying to release Han from carbon freezing) Wait... crap!  

[Missing00]

Han (after being unfrozen): Im hungry and I need to take a piss.  

[Sol Walker]

Yoda: Like dagobah I do. Much nicer than coruscant it is.  

[elvisnake]

Han: Am I alright? I've been trapped in this Carbonite for like a year man! I need to eat some food now! I'm starving to death!  

[Nelowulf]

*han is unfrozen*

Han: I'm back bitches!  

[Darkened Angel]

( After a bounty is collected )

Boba Fett ( In Dave Chappelle voice ): Im rich, bi-atch!  

[Missing00]

Jabba: *Smack*  

[Sol Walker]

Revak(Stellarmagic's legacy character): Quickly Calra! We must find the Philosopher's stone before that human boy with the prostheic limbs and that force powered suit of armor he calls a brother get their grubby monkey paws on it!