Lines You'll Never Hear

[elvisnake]

Vader: Avada Kadavra!  

[NickCpointless]

Thrawn:George
GL:Thrawn hows it going
Thrawn:good,so when my movie comming out?
GL:movie?
Thrawn:yes movie you know episode 7 HEIR TO THE EMPIRE
GL:erm yes about that erm weve decided to go with a different approch
Thrawn: what do you mean?
GL;well........were not doing any more movies
Thrwn:are you fu**ing kidding me you choose that whiney b***h anikan over me
GL:well erm you see it was my vision
Thrawn: Rukh

*Rukh cuts GL head off*

Thrawn: thier now i rule star wars. Not some fat man whos talant died years ago  

[Sol Walker]

501st legion (singing):
Aux armes, citoyens!
Formez vos bataillons!
Marchons, marchons!
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons!  

[Nelowulf]

Link: By law of inheritance, this is my land, and you are trespassing.

Tour Guide: Where's the will?

Link: Will? This one does not know of this "will" of which the lady speaks.

TG: A will? A legal document proclaiming that property of a dead man belongs to his heirs, and not to the government?

Link: I know not of this document. Wait, is this it?

TG: That's a coupon. Expired even.

Link: Then it is settled. You are trespassing.

TG: Aren't you a jedi?

Link: yes? So?

TG: You dont' have personal property anyway. now scoot along.

Link: but...

TG: *smiles* have a nice day!

Link: Okay...*walks away*



*somewhere in mid-hyperspace jump*

Link: Wait a second....  

[Sol Walker]

Nelo sad typing) hee hee, I'm so clever!
Cale sad reading the above post over his shoulder) Wait, if Link crash landed, how the hell did he get into Hyperspace?
Nelo: *Blink Blink* Thats a very good question....(Begins to puzzle a logical answer)
Cale: Glad I could help. (Walks away)
Nelo sad Half an hour later) Hmm... Hey wait a minute! How'd he get into my room?!  

[Darkened Angel]

( When Luke fights Vader in RotJ )

Stormie Chorus:

Veni veni venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni veni venias,
Ne me mori facias.

Veni veni venias,
Ne me mori facias.
Veni veni venias,
Ne me mori facias.

Veni veni venias, ( Gloriosa )
Ne me mori facias. ( Generosa )
Veni veni venias, ( Gloriosa )
Ne me mori facias. ( Generosa )

Veni veni venias, ( Gloriosa )
Ne me mori facias. ( Generosa )
Veni veni venias, ( Gloriosa )
Ne me mori facias. ( Generosa )

Darth Vader!
Darth Vader!  

[stellarmagic]

Revak in the Ord Mantell junkyard... "Dumb humans never learned to recycle did they!"  

[Nelowulf]

Cale Darksun

Nelo sad typing) hee hee, I'm so clever!
Cale sad reading the above post over his shoulder) Wait, if Link crash landed, how the hell did he get into Hyperspace?
Nelo: *Blink Blink* Thats a very good question....(Begins to puzzle a logical answer)
Cale: Glad I could help. (Walks away)
Nelo sad Half an hour later) Hmm... Hey wait a minute! How'd he get into my room?!

(wtf? that makes no sense. You're not trying to be more random than DA, are you?)

Cont.

Cale: When did Nelo start saying "hee-hee"? *checks list* Oh. So that's what FP looks like...  

[Nospai Deathous]

Palps: I'll get you my pretty! And your little droid, too! Bwa-heeheeheeheeheeeee!!  

[Missing00]

Luke: All I need is a brain.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine: I aint Chuck Norris.  

[Nospai Deathous]

(bringin' a little WoOZ in here?)

Luke: Palpatine. Just because you own half the galaxy doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-one years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian Jedi, I can't say it!

Vader: A Sith Empire is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.  

[Sol Walker]

IMP RD: Ok, for the Stormtrooper armor, we've decided that we'll take what we learned from the Clone Wars and have optional cammoflage depending on deployment theatre, and we've made the bodysuit padded to protect against physical impact.