Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[jagged1]

"I need to go and cry in my room now."  

[Death T-2]

"Yes, without the trees, where would we be? The animals would move to the city, and take jobs away from local pigeons!"  

[jagged1]

"Water is homosexual."

Don't ask, my friend really said that. XD;  

[Bitchboots]

ROFL

"`What a curious feeling! I must be shutting up like a telescope.'"  

[jagged1]

"Fsck this, I'm sleeping in."  

[Bitchboots]

"I feel like a duck!"

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt (sp?) said that.  

[Death T-2]

"I support gay abortion and one-line verbs."

A combination of government class tongue-trips in one of our chapels. Gay abortion XD  

[jagged1]

XD I love when people screw up with they mean to say.

"Those are artisans."
"You mean they burn stuff down?"  

[Bitchboots]

"Quick get the camera!"  

[jagged1]

"My dream is to be a stand-up comedian."  

[Bitchboots]

Seto: Kaiba Corp needs a fresh idea. People are growing tired of my virtual dueling technology. Does anyone have an idea?
Employee 1: We could make doujin games. People like those.
Seto: Doujin games?
Employee 1: Yes, people go to great lengths to get their hands on those.
Seto: Interesting. It's worth a try.
Employee 2: But sir, doujin games are made purely for their own sake.
Seto: And?
Employee 3: They are released through the internet and freely distributed.
Seto: That would be a problem? It sounds efficient.
Employee 2: They're non-profit.
Seto: You mean to say, that they aren't sold?
Employee 2: Uh... yea.
Seto: And no money for me?
Employee 3: Unfortunately no, since we cannot make a profit off of a licensed game, anime or manga without strict permission from the owners.
Seto: Is there anyway around that?
Employee 2: In most cases, no. American companies quickly snatch up the rights to popular anime, games and manga. Those licensing companies are vicious and possessive. By the time we got rights to said media, their fanbase would be long since dead.
Seto: I see. So any other ideas?
Employee 1: H-games with hot duel monsters?
Seto: .......that's brilliant.


Nothing beats a doujin game. XD Except for an hentai game with hot duel monsters.  

[Death T-2]

Along those lines... "I see a scantily clad Kisara in the future...and she's taking her scanties off!"  

[MarshmallowPeepGod]

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner!!! That is what I truly wish to BEEE!!

For if I were an oscar meyer WEINER! Everyone would be in love with me!!!  

[Bitchboots]

Death T-2

Along those lines... "I see a scantily clad Kisara in the future...and she's taking her scanties off!"

Why do I get the image of a chibi Seto with binoculars spying on people?

Chibi Seto: *singing Jingle Bells*
*尽ぐる　ベル　尽ぐる　ベル
鈴　が　なる
鈴　の　リズム　二　光　の　輪　画　舞う
尽ぐる　ベル　尽ぐる　ベル
鈴　が　なる
森　二　林　二　ひびきながら*

"Jinguru beru jinguru beru
Suzu ga naru
Suzu no rizumu ni hikari no wa ga mau
Jinguru beru jinguru beru
Suzu ga naru
Mori ni hayashi ni hibikinagara"  

[jagged1]

XD Fanart time now.

"Snow day for all!"