Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Beatngufan]

starkespada cremated the burnt speedos and sold it back to Paris hilton for a billion dollars  

[OverlordMMM]

B stole it before thetrade was made, leaving stark feeling empty without his money or Paris's speedos....  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

OverlordMMM baked a vibrator into his mother's birthday cake.  

[OverlordMMM]

.....EvFaerAshlynnbaked a 10 inch double dong inside a cupcake for her father.....  

[starkespada]

mmm was to lazy to bake so he just went to a bakery  

[Beatngufan]

^ filled the cake with reefer  

[OverlordMMM]

.....B sold starkespada basil, while telling him it was Marijuana....  

[Beatngufan]

MMM sold starkespada flour, telling him it was cocaine  

[OverlordMMM]

Beatngufan tried selling stark whipped cream, but he didn't buy it because of his other poor desicions....(the irony was she was telling the truth this time)  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

OverlordMMM keeps a stash of porn trolls in a closet in his basement. He likes to use them for bondage experiments.  

[OverlordMMM]

(...okay...EvFaerAshlynn...look at the title of the game...you know your supposed to lie about these things, not tell the truth!)

....Ev was my first tentacle rape experiment.....  

[starkespada]

mmm was the first one to be totured by a scintest  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Starkespada ate MMM's whips for breakfast yesterday.  

[Beatngufan]

^ was tortured and bled for MMM's amusement  

[Isobel Bellamy]

^ likes to tip cows for fun and money