Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[OverlordMMM]

....Isobel likes to bend me over and do things for money.....and boy it is worth it...  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

MMM stole David Bowie's role in The Hunger.  

[starkespada]

writer is trying to look british  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

(That's... kind of a lie)

^Stakespada is trying to look Martian.  

[starkespada]

(how is martin)
writer is also ben franklen shakeld  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Starkespada likes to dance naked in the rain on Tuesdays, but only if there's a new episode of As The World Turns the next day.  

[OverlordMMM]

EFA has formed her own organization to prevent that event from happening....unfortunately, they have failed miserably....  

[Beatngufan]

^ ******** his clone wife doggie style last night 3nodding  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

^ Stole doggy-style sex from dog culture and is now being forced to apologize to the dog community.  

[OverlordMMM]

^ is in love with my clone "wife" and is due to marry her in a few days...  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ has a big, shiny object that he regularly uses to prod anyone who says anything bad about David Hasselhoff.  

[Beatngufan]

^ had an incident with the prod  

[starkespada]

stole the prod  

[OverlordMMM]

.....stole it from Beatngufan to "prod" the cattles....  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ tips cows for a living, then turns them into beef jerkey and sells them on eBay as "unicorn jerkey".