Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[jagged1]

"Water go down the hole."  

[Death T-2]

"I can't believe he ate my bagel. Guh."

"Dear Diary, today I became a man..."

"Larry the Cable Guy is my hero."  

[jagged1]

"ROFL"  

[Death T-2]

"Butter my muffin." *blush*  

[jagged1]

"OMG! That's an antique! Let's burn it."  

[Death T-2]

"Oh, for a meerkat of fire
That would ascend the brightest heaven of invention!
A meerkat mansion for a stage, meerkats to act,
And meerkats to behold the swelling scene!
Then should the warlike Timon, like himself,
Assume the port of Meerkat, and at his heels,
Leashed in like meerkats, should famine, sword, and fire
Crouch for employment. But pardon, meerkats all,
The flat unraised meerkats that hath dared
On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth
So great an object.

...

Think, when we speak of meerkats, that you see them
Printing their proud paws i' th' receiving earth."

A bit of Shakespeare for ya.  

[Bitchboots]

"Stop, in the name of love!"  

[Death T-2]

"I cut my own hair, thank you very much."  

[Mogtoats]

Death T-2

"I cut my own hair, thank you very much."

Actually I'd see Kaiba say that...

"I am a giant fan."

((just because he has wind coming out of nowhere biggrin ))  

[jagged1]

"I wanna wish you a merry Christmas~"  

[Death T-2]

"Feliz pojo pan! Feliz pojo pan! Feliz pojo pan, prosperos pogo y feliz sandwich!
I wanna wish you a chicken sandwich!~~"

((I made that song several years ago, while I was still making the crack fics. XD))

"Gee, Brain, what are we doing tomorrow night?"  

[jagged1]

"I know kung-fu."

XD Crack fics. <3  

[Bitchboots]

"If life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns?"

My friend made her friend a Tickle Me Emo doll for Christmas. It was hilarious.  

[Death T-2]

"From now on, Kaiba Corp will be making Tickle Me Elmos!!"  

[Bitchboots]

"Nice boat. biggrin "