magical soda machine

[JDBReaper]

receives rubber ducks... wait I already have two

inserts cell phone  

[summerwaves112]

gets a text message

inserts a cranky old lady with a metal cane lol  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets a hot date (is still that old lady)

Inserts the geico lizard  

[MystiBlu]

Gets ripped off on insurance claim

Inserts Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials...  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

get confetti forcefully thrown at you by the soda machine

inserts a horse shoe  

[Your Bucky]

gets a horse shoe crab



inserts a whale shark


woo that was tight squeeze...  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets japan

Inserts a lettuce head and 2 yards of string  

[Lost Retort]

gets ear muffs that smell like cabbage. . . .weird.

inserts pet dog. . . wait i didn't mean to do that! come back! sob. . . .  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets greens dog
One 1000 dallors or else i'll put the dog back in

Inserts ransom note  

[JDBReaper]

receives not saying 'Its not my child'

inserts ice creme  

[Joeyfish5]

Gets spidrman

Inserts cow  

[MystiBlu]

gets ant farm.... *stares....falls asleep...wakes up...*

Stuffs ant farm back in  

[hazel843]

Gets mutanted Ants that eat people

Inserts bloody axe  

[Your Bucky]

gets JDB



crams JDB back in the soda machine  

[JDBReaper]

receives my bloody remains *regenerates*

inserts Pecky and Eddie