Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Beatngufan]

^ bought the unicorn jerky for $666  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

^ stole it and gave it to Gollum.  

[Beatngufan]

bought it off of Gollum for $3.50  

[OverlordMMM]

...wants to make jerky from 50 Cent and sell it gollum for double the price....  

[Beatngufan]

^ wants to sell K-feds used dildos for one million dollars on ebay  

[Rellik San]

^ Was the person who sold K-fed the dildos.  

[OverlordMMM]

....was the person who misread the typing when he bought the used dildos for $1,000,000....  

[Beatngufan]

^ sold that same amount for one of britney spears' fake boob  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

Beatngufan owns one of her real boobs ninja  

[OverlordMMM]

RW is renting out the other one....  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

MMM sold one on Ebay (how many breasts does Ms. Spears have? O_o)  

[OverlordMMM]

.......RW hasn't been told yet that she has breast insurance....so the more she loses the more she gets.....  

[starkespada]

mmm gets board and plays with plastic army men  

[-Resurrected Writer-]

When Starkespada gets bored, he plays with real army men  

[OverlordMMM]

RW was never recruited by stark....