Things that made your day horrible today.

[Feels Like Euphoria]

My drunk aunt kept trying to talk to
me about porn and sex and trying to make me "laugh"
when all along I was biting my tongue trying
not to tell her how much of an a** she was making
of her self and that she should seek help.
But it gets worse....
I went to look for the phone and I walked in on her
giving head to her husband. I'm now blind just for the record.
She claimed she locked the door and that I just had some magical
ability to unlock it...yeah...like I reallllly wanted to see that.. stare
Thennnnn she would NOT stop following me around and nearly
threw up on me and asked me to walk her back to her house...
which was honestly like 50 feet from where we were..

She was acting like she was 10 and this was the first time shes
ever been drunk. She 48... rolleyes  

[Body-Chemistry]

Found out my buddy is given ******** know why yet tho.
s**t happens i guess.  

[KimmyBird]

I was working today (I work at a computer lab at the college I go to) and I was basically opening for one room, one class. Another professor comes in asking if a few students can come in and sign up. I told her the lab doesn't open till noon, she said she'd call my boss and ask.

Well, not wanting her to pester my boss who doesn't work weekdays, I decided to let her use some of the computers since before she was saying she thought she could fit her class onto the 4 computers outside. I assume, small class right?

10 Minutes later I have 40 people asking me questions when I am only supposed to have one very small class. Sign. Guess I let myself get run over :/  

[PyroDogs94]

I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

something i found on the internet.

Mischief managed.

 

[Ratz-ItsJC]

I lost my voice. So now I sound funny...  

[Evil Chauncey]

TJammah

I lost my voice. So now I sound funny...

and you got tabasco in my eye and made me feel better.  

[Tarrien]

bus was late and I ******** up an order at work >_o  

[Ratz-ItsJC]

Evil Chauncey

TJammah

I lost my voice. So now I sound funny...

and you got tabasco in my eye and made me feel better.

I'll... try to splash Tabasco in your eye more often?  

[Evil Chauncey]

TJammah

Evil Chauncey

TJammah

I lost my voice. So now I sound funny...

and you got tabasco in my eye and made me feel better.

I'll... try to splash Tabasco in your eye more often?

oh wait. I meant your eye XD  

[scopfrager]

A scatterd dream like a far of memmory

work? nuff saud xD

A Far off memmory thats like a scatterd dream

 

[ETuesday]

So I finally realized the difference between people who you sit near and occasionally talk to and friends.

Apparently I'm too sarcastic.
And I point out people's flaws for them - they don't like it.

Now I know I have no friends at my college.

Sucks to be lonely.

 

[Ratz-ItsJC]

Evil Chauncey

TJammah

Evil Chauncey

TJammah

I lost my voice. So now I sound funny...

and you got tabasco in my eye and made me feel better.

I'll... try to splash Tabasco in your eye more often?

oh wait. I meant your eye XD

What a horrible thing to say! Why is it you like to see me in such misery?! Why is that? Hm?  

[Eveosin]

Don't Listen To Them When They Say...

I got heartburn for the first time today crying I'm only 20, I feel like an old person.

...You're Just A Fool, Just A Fool, To Believe You Can Change The World

 

[Evil Chauncey]

TJammah

Evil Chauncey

TJammah

Evil Chauncey

TJammah

I lost my voice. So now I sound funny...

and you got tabasco in my eye and made me feel better.

I'll... try to splash Tabasco in your eye more often?

oh wait. I meant your eye XD

What a horrible thing to say! Why is it you like to see me in such misery?! Why is that? Hm?

pain is funny. /reality  

[Sweet_lil_Cherryhead]

I spent 20 minutes chasing down my horse in the pasture... in 40 degree rain ;A; In the end, he decided to run off with the other horses.