Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[MystiBlu]

Go directly to jail


Does anyone have a smallish paper bag I could borrow?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

You may use the bag my pint came in.

Why is it illegal to have naked booze bottles in public?
 

[MystiBlu]

Cuz if we allow naked booze bottles, then we have to allow naked people and though that may sound intriguing at first - there are some folks I'd really rather not see naked thank you very much!

You gonna share that pint, too? cuz I really could use shot about now!  

[Kitten254]

i am oh so disturbed by this conversation.....
*shivers*

your not gonna give JD a "warm thank you" are you?  

[MystiBlu]

Why...as a matter of fact.....!


Where did that question come from? LMAO  

[Kianagi Akari]

from the smiley face that sits on top of your toilet!
why can't a man wear a dress?  

[Joeyfish5]

Because when i wear dresses people burn there eyes out

where did that come from...  

[stephie_moon]

From The silent dog in your lap that types all your responses

Why does the sun not smile upon me when i walk outside?  

[MystiBlu]

Cuz it's jealous - it knows that you shine brighter!

Where does a gorilla sleep?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Under the Chimpanzee. Where else?

What was the name of David Berkowitz's neighbors dog?
(it's driving me nuts!)
 

[Kitten254]

pizza pie?....idk....

where did that come from?.......  

[hazel843]

From behind the couch

Can I have a slice of pizza thats not fluffy?  

[Kitten254]

it never was fluffy and sure....

why did you think it was fluffy!  

[Lost Retort]

because she has the unique ability to see that all pizzas are fluffy


why does the alphabet go in the order it does?  

[MystiBlu]

To make little girls like you ask questions! (I heard that so much when I was growing up!!)

Why are peas called peas?