Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Death T-2]

"WOULD YOU LIKE A DINGO WITH THAT BABY?"  

[Bitchboots]

"BABY! GET IN MY BELLY!"  

[Death T-2]

"I want mah babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback...ribs!"  

[jagged1]

"Oh Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey."  

[Bitchboots]

"Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle Bell Rock."  

[Death T-2]

jagged1

"Oh Mickey, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey."

That's my horse's name!!! XD

"Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep, and I'm keeping my baby~"  

[jagged1]

XD No way, seriously!?

"I'm trying out for American Idol."  

[Death T-2]

Ya srsly!

"I'm Seto Kaiba, and I am not smarter than a fifth grader."  

[Bitchboots]

ROFL That should be... "I'm Seto Kaiba, and despite taking over a multi-million dollar company at the age of 13 and becoming Japan's youngest CEO, as well as having developed virtual gaming technology that has revolutionized the way that a children's card game is played, I am not smarter than a fifth grader."

That show is misleading. A lot of that stuff I didn't learn until middle school. Those fifth graders must go to really great schools.

"No! Come back Santa! I have milk and cookies!"
"*sings L'Arc~En~Ciel's Hurry Xmas!*" <- Great song. Get it here: [Click] Lyrics here: [Click]  

[Death T-2]

I was home schooled from 3rd-6th grade, and I was always in private school otherwise, so I have no idea what public schools are like. But all that stuff seems like what elementary kids go through at my school [I'm 6th's teacher's aide].

"I'm a heel without a sole."
"Guess what! I'm not even Korean and I've been accepted as a new vocal in Super Junior!!"  

[jagged1]

That show is screwed up. I learned a good portion of the the stuff they asked back then, but it's all things you immediately forget as soon as you're done being tested on it. It's just not relevant enough for anyone to bother retaining.

"I can't wait for New Year's Eve. I'm going to get so drunk."  

[Death T-2]

*Tristan voice* "I can't understand what you're saying, I'm sooo drunk!"  

[jagged1]

"I can't wait for the next issue? What's going to happen to _____ and _____ ?"  

[Bitchboots]

"This manga is great! ^^ It's fun reading about characters playing a children's card game with other characters! What an original concept!"
"Aa-ha-ha! *hackcough* I win!"  

[jagged1]

"Oh my god, I knew that!"