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[Veruniel]

A symbol of perfect wisdom, the classic image of the owl has lent its wide-open, all-seeing eyes for centuries.  

[Veruniel]

The showcase of the Louvre still thrills viewers today as Nike presides over its grand staircase.  

[Veruniel]

Donchaluvim?  

[Veruniel]

la la la...  

[Veruniel]

Woot!  

[Veruniel]

You are the first to be eaten!  

[Veruniel]

Antidote!  

[Veruniel]

la la la
pirate pirate pirate  

[Veruniel]

pirate pirate pirate  

[Veruniel]

***** man, ***** man,
slummin' it down in Mom's basement man
Is he sick?
It's not important.
***** man.

Is he a mess
and is he undressed?
Is his porn totally hopeless?
He just did too much crack, I guess.
***** man.

Underage gal, underage gal,
there she goes, cybering ***** man.
She doesn't know
he's fifty years old.
Underage gal.

Is she depressed,
is she oversexed,
does she feel totally worthless?
Who's gonna rescue underage gal
from her distress?

Government man, government man
Government man hates ***** man.
He'll never win
cause censorship's a sin.
Govenment man.

***** man, ***** man.
Nobody's gonna stop ***** man.
He's sex-obsessed
and he wants your address.
***** man.  

[Veruniel]

It's time for...

N00B POETRY!  

[Veruniel]

eik mi mum

one dai
mi dad went
startin to walk
into
mi neibors yard
but i thout
that he was
walking over
to da tree
and i tought
that he was guna hug it
and i sid
to mi uncle
is he guna go hug dat tre?
and mi uncle said
i thunk dat he is
a tresexal

i said
and fwt
and i was scard

is ur daddi a tre sexual?  

[Veruniel]

go suck a fat tub of fattness
on a fat stick
on a fat morning
of a fat day
of a fat week
of a fat month
of a fat year of
a fat decade
of a fat century
of a fat Milleniium
of a fat eterinty
o did i mention ur fat

rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes  

[Veruniel]

k u guyz r dumb well most r u see your is like ownerships so your bike is very cool youre is like you are so youre the dog man and ur is gehtto talk u use in teh hood like fidy cent

...the irony of someone using such bad grammar to explain the difference between 'your' and 'you're' is staggering.  

[Veruniel]

Hey!
I'm speechless!
Someone's using the GD
For poetry!

Actually,
there's a literary forum
that's better for that
than this is.

Go there now,
before the flamers come!