Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Awesome Akwardness]

^ Stole one of those emu and is now wanted in 5 states for Grand theft emu  

[Rellik San]

^ Sold a Chinese restaurant 100 aborted fetuses claiming it to be 400lbs f prime shrimp.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^supplied me with those fetuses to sell  

[infektionxx]

^ is secretly a mafia crime boss who likes to eat peoples' intestines  

[Beatngufan]

^ is one of the guys on this video xd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvv1eC4TaIM  

[Rellik San]

^ Auditioned for the part of Stephanie in lazy town... but never got it.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

^ Took a part time job as a super hero because he wanted to wear the tights  

[Rellik San]

^ Is a sweet transvestite, from transsexual, Transylvania-a-ha.  

[starkespada]

^ loves visiting that town with a shirt that says i love rainbows  

[Rellik San]

^ Is the person responsible for The Lone Gunmen and Firefly getting pulled by Fox.... curse him.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

The guy above me is tghe frickin reaver king!! RUN!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! He'll kill you just from the internet, rape your body and eat yooooou!!! *duck and cover*  

[Rellik San]

The girl above me, is in fact not a girl, but a floating box of french fries with a goatee and eye lasers.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Roll up, roll up, ladies and gentlemen, we have on our hands a rare creature indeed above me! The lesser spotted ugg monster from swamp bottom! Witness a miraculous fusion of negative IQ points and a brain the lumbersome sixe of a peanut!

But! Beware, dear Gaians! Continued exposure to the Ugg will cause detrimental effects to your own mental abilities, for he is the only creature on earth where stupidity is actually contageous!!!  

[Julien_Isfange]

is meh mommies

Its true, all 13 of us agree. The poor aunt carried her for 6 years, had to travel in many feet of snow for 300 li, on one foot even. Couldn't afford two shoes you know. And when she finally birthed all of us, she got the delicious cake, and thats how she got her first car. 3nodding  

[Rellik San]

Is the sister of Kalal,