Lines You'll Never Hear

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Bothan: Wha tthe hell are we??  

[Sol Walker]

Han: (As the Falcon's on the verge of crashing into a planet. Spoken as he shakes his fist at the air)
Damn it! You win again Gravity!  

[Nelowulf]

((fett and his ships probably work better in that situation))

Wedge: Flying is for droids.  

[Sol Walker]

((Its Lines you'll never hear. Not Line's you'd likely here))

Zayne Carrick: I'm guilty as hell. Lock me away!  

[Nelowulf]

((Yea. Wedge loves flying, and he's the best pilot behind the controls of the X-wing. Him suddenly quitting and saying pilots shouldn't exist doesnt come off as a line he'd never say?))

Boba Fett: I know I'm cool and all as a mando, but inside... inside... I'm echani....  

[Nospai Deathous]

((i think he was talking about the gravity post, Nelo))

Mon Mothma: 'SUP MAH NIGGAZ?!  

[Missing00]

Luke: Hey everyone I just got a new voice modulator for cheep for R2 here.
Leia: Meaning?
Luke: He will now basic instead of the bwoop whoo whir crap.
Leia: Oh, in that case put it in.
(a little while later)
Luke: There you go how do you feel?
R2: beedeebeedeebeedee great.
Leia: Wait...what did it say?
Luke: What?
Leia: That beedee thing what is that?
Luke: Must be the modulator but everything else should be fine. Come on R2 we have work to do.
R2: beedeebeedeebeedee ok.
(a week of beedeebeedeebeedees later)
Luke: (shoots R2) That'll teach me to buy a voice modulator from a guy in an alley agian.  

[Theris Faan]

Mara Jade, to one of her girl friends: Yeah, Luke's great in bed. He can really do some neat tricks with the Force, you know? But compared to Palpatine...he's got nothing.  

[Sol Walker]

((ouch. That one's almost totally un called for. Though it might explain why it took them so long to get married and have a kid...))

Wedge: Yay! A bomber mission!!! With Y-wings! Oh Rapture!  

[Des Voh]

Luke:Beam me down Solo.
Han:This isn't f**king Star Trek!!!!!!  

[stellarmagic]

Wedge: Wait, you're saying that they're going to replace the X-wing!

A Tie Defender parks in the hanger bay...

Jansen: SWEET!!!
Hobbie: Dibs!
Wedge: You've got to be kidding me...
Corran: Double Dibs!
Tycho: Triple Dibs, and I'll shoot you if you touch my baby...  

[Darkened Angel]

Random Imp Admiral: * as their SD crashes on the surface of Manaan * Now youn see, this is why we don't have women helmsmen.
Leia: Oh sure, it's MY fault there was a shoe sale on Manaan...
Admiral: At least you landed on solid ground.
Leia: Uh, no... I missed the hangar area. We're sinking.
Admiral: Oh Sith!  

[Sol Walker]

Cont:
Imp Admiral: wait a tic- what the hell is Leia Organa doing flying a Star Destroyer?!

Vader: Sorry. Its take your Daughter to work Day.  

[Darkened Angel]

Cont.

( Elsewhere )

Luke: Sure, Daddy takes Leia to work, but never me when its Take your Son to Work Day. He doesn't love me anymore... crying  

[Sol Walker]

Ferno: (Draws lightsaber) At last....Ive finally found you Link... You-(Notices that Link carries a sword) wait a tic- whats that?

Link: This one usually uses a sword.

Ferno: Curses! My twisted honor code prevents me from using a lightsaber on a possible challenge like you! *Shakes fist* You havent seen the last of me! our paths will cross again! (Leaves)

-Later-

Ferno: (Draws a sword) Ive tracked you down, Pupil...now we-(Notices Link's hand carved staff) hold up, what happened to your sword?

Link: Needed repairs it does. A replacement was needed.

Ferno: Curses! again you manage to set me back! I will return Link! And when i do, we will finish this! (Leaves)

-Later-

Ferno: Ah hah! (pulls out a staff) I have you now! (Realizes Link's using a gaffi stick) What the...

Link: Broke the staff, but a tusken gave this as a gift for saving his clan.

Ferno: Rrrr! Just you wait! I'll get you yet! (Leaves)

-Later-

Ferno: (Brandishing a Gaffi Stick) Now what are you going to do boy?! I got you matched agai-(Sees him with his sword) What the hell?!

Link: Got the sword fixed.

Ferno: Aw for the love of...Catch! (Tosses a lightsaber to Link, then draws his own and attacks)