magical soda machine

[Your Bucky]

gets an oxymoron



inserts irony  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

You gets Ebbony.

I inserts penny
 

[Your Bucky]

gets copper


inserts tin  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

You gets aluminum.

I inserts Zinkoxide!
 

[Your Bucky]

does not get a sunburn?


inserts sand  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Gets glass.

*just noticed that you said irony, not ivory...*

I inserts lump of Coal.
 

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

gets black stuff that makes me sneeze

inserts a Carbine  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

You gets an AR-17..

I inserts a empty bottle of vodka!
 

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

gets a glass of gin

inserts martini  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

You gets a Cosmopolatin.

I inserts shot glass.
 

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

i gets moonshine
inserts absinthe  

[Cherry Eclair]

...and gets a fluffy white teddy bear. ^~^
Pestilent Rose inserts a piano...

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----------------- the black butler  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

and gets a foot pedal

inserts bass clef  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Val gets a Chello.

I inserts Slim Jim.
 

[Cherry Eclair]

...and gets a huge wad of money.

*inserts coin*

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----------------- the black butler