Lines You'll Never Hear

[Nelowulf]

((Actually, that would be something you could possibly hear. Though it would mean HM would be speaking for Ferno))  

[Sol Walker]

((What is it wih Ferno? why the heck cant he talk?))  

[Nospai Deathous]

HM: Oh my God! They killed Ferno!!  

[Nelowulf]

((You know why Cale. What use is there to speak if nobody can understand what you're saying? Plus, there's history which kinda gets sore when it comes to talking. It involves your master, and the verbose soup of words that Ferno spewed out throughout the battle. So HM speaks for him. Its a handicap.))

Cont.
Link: You Bastards!  

[Darkened Angel]

Jabba: Does having a model-looking woman in a metal bikini by my side make me look fat by comparison?  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Jabba: Get in my belly.  

[Sol Walker]

Obi-wan: (jabs finger at Darth Maul) ASSASSIN!!
Qui-gon: Thank you, Master of the Obvious.  

[Darkened Angel]

( Because apparently, Padme is either still alive, or got ressurected somewhere along the lines. )

Vader: * Force Chokes a random stormie *
Padme: I take it he screwed up your plans?
Vader: No, I just like doing that.
Padme: ... What? You don't care about anyone else! You're a horrible man! * storms off *
Vader: Aw, don't be like that, Baby.
Padme: We are through!
Vader: ... You b***h! * Force Chokes Padme *  

[Nospai Deathous]

Vader: *slices obi-wan in half* *steps on his few remains* You a** jus' got b***h-sliced. Werrrrd.  

[Missing00]

Obi-wan: (hanging in the pit in ep. 1) This does not look good for the Obi-wan Kenobi  

[Nelowulf]

Kenobi: The Invisible hand, flagship of the CIS, where the nefarious droid general Grevious has taken the Chancellor. As I fight Count dooku, I tend to block his famed makashi style with every...

Anakin: Oh shut up! *Dooku forces Kenobi to fall and knocks him out*


later, in the elevator shaft

Kenobi: I awoke several minutes later, unsure of my surroundings...  

[Alianna Naviri]

((xDD ))

Han: Eek! I broke a nail! Now I have to spend another 2 hours in the.. ah crap, we took the bathroom /out/ of the falcon >_<  

[Johnny Malone]

Darth Vader: *starts singing* And the Cat's in the Cradle...  

[Missing00]

Emperor: (on Death Star) Where the ******** are tha bathrooms on this station!?  

[stellarmagic]

The Millenium Falcon is caught in the tractor beam of the Eclipse...

Han: "You know what, Goldenrod is right we're doomed!"
Leia: "Don't say that!"
Han: "Seriously, I've hit my credit limit on luck sweetheart. We're Doomed!"