Corrupt A Wish

[X_Miseinen_x]

granted, but theres a downpour the second you get outside and you leave your keys inside

i wish i wasnt mistaken for a girl so often  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

your so gay

granted, but everyone thinks your a tranny

i wish i didnt feel taunted

and you dont even like boys

 

[cursedcasanova]

granted, the first person you pierce gets an infection and sues you

I wish I could afford a decent tattoo  

[cursedcasanova]

granted, the legal age for everything goes up to 21

I wish my webcam wasn't broken  

[XxX-Yukito-XxX]

granted, but your dad destroys it by accident
I wish I could learn japanese faster  

[X_Miseinen_x]

granted, but your computer stops working and now you cant talk to higgums

i wish my clothes would dry faster  

[Princess Moonbutt]

Granted,but you can't call people

I wish I could move out of my moms



Warning:Has homosexual tendencies...which may lead to Hawt man sex.Beware watch a t your own risk and join in if you must!^-^  

[Vicious_Cuteness]

Granted lol but it's all BAD luck...

I wish I had a device that could let me travel all over the world.  

[x_Toxic Fetish_x]

your so gay

granted but it breaks down over the ocean

i wish i had a working computer in my room

and you dont even like boys

 

[Romantic V]

GRANTED! But you caught a PORN VIRUS!!!
I wish for a puppy!