Ask a stupid qustion, get a stupid answer

[Hyree]

I means there's no room for the muffin.

How much is in there?  

[Amarythe]

only god knows...

should i reconciliate a roconciliation?  

[Hyree]

Only if it wants you to.

If the cow jumped over the moon then what happened to my cupcake?  

[Amarythe]

who cares.

who cares?  

[Hyree]

The chicken of Mackinac cares. He cares deeply.

What?  

[Johbies]

I didn't see anything.

WWJD? [No, it's not What Would Jesus Do. It's What Would Johables Do?]  

[Elbereth Amandil]

Johables would make muffins.

ZOMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS??!!  

[Amarythe]

yes, it really is me.

who are you, to question me?  

[Admiral Derp]

The name's Xoe'. Got it memorized?

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm being watched?  

[Johbies]

You're not. I didn't send gingerbread men to spy on you in the assumptions of a conspiracy. Nope.

Who's a ninja ?  

[Amarythe]

ninja <(i am)

kids, theres nothing more cool than being hugged by somebody you like! but if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, thats no good. Its your body. No one has the right to touch you if you dont want them to. so what do you do?  

[Admiral Derp]

Stab them with a kitchen knife until they die and then stab them some more just for the hell of it.

Why am I such a violent little person?  

[The Lovliest Nightmare]

Because you saw how violent I am.

Why do people walk with their feet?

 

[Johbies]

That's confidential.

Why does night fall, but dawn breaks?  

[Admiral Derp]

Because the guy with the muffin said so. NEVER question the guy with the muffins.

Why do I have a javelin sticking out of me?