Daily B!tch Thread

[Chaton Atomique]

My sister forbids me to give my niece and nephew chocolate bunnies for Easter! WTF! A little chocolate won't kill them. stare  

[iamWanderlust626]

My roommate was antagonising the dog earlier today... and I'M the one that the dog bites in the foot.
W.T.F.

 

[Avocado Avenger12]

My baby brother replaced all the shower water with hot sauce, and i think he had help from my uncle who hates me. So when i turned it on, it got in my eyes and burned for like an hour, but i was stuck in the bathroom because I couldn't see to get my cloths on, and i think that there was someone in the bathroom with me at some point in that time, because I think I heard a camera shoot a photo. When my eyes finally stopped being in pain, I realized that my head was in the toilet and not the sink, and I had just crapped in the toilet, but not flushed because it messes up the shower water. It was a really bad day.  

[iamWanderlust626]

Oh, damn.. That's a really rough day, dude.. sweatdrop

 

[Avocado Avenger12]

beastintheshadows

Oh, damn.. That's a really rough day, dude.. sweatdrop

You know I make this crap up, right?  

[iamWanderlust626]

I would guess, yes. Because that's insane.
Still, though, that's rough.

 

[JTN]

Crappy restaurant my girlfriend and I went to tonight had us waiting for almost TWO HOURS.

We just came home and ordered pizza... a vast improvement for the evening.

Nakie Pizza Nite @ Home > Pretentious Overpriced "Hot Spot"  

[Chaton Atomique]

My roomie's boyfriend is such an inconsiderate idiot! He tracked greasy bike prints all over our hallway this afternoon and didn't even bother to try and clean up.  

[JTN]

We came home this morning to find the house smelling like the inside of a bong... EEEW! stressed  

[JTN]

I just woke up in the middle of the night to find my room mate smoking... ugh! I kicked his nicotine-stained a** outside into the cold. twisted  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

Two friends of mine organized a get together. I volonteered my house to crash in.
One isn't coming till much later, with many, many conditions on her time spent here..
the other says she's too tired to take the bus. It's ironic how she only recently complained that all of us are "breaking apart".
If it was their idea, why don't they follow through?
I'm really questioning their dependibility rolleyes  

[JTN]

UGH! Nothing ruins a morning than being greeted by a room mate's smelly unflushed leavings... stressed  

[fonzie95]

baby sitting siblings (ages rang from 6-12) without pay every morning everyday during the summer and then given a list of things to do like scrub the bathroom have sibs clean there rooms pick up there crap at the bottom of the stairs (yes i do try to get them to do some of these things but but it turns into world war III) plus the 6 year old is a cry baby and he is almost seven  

[Chaton Atomique]

My paycheck came in five days late! I almost didn't make rent. Stupid boss. stare