Ruin My Wish game

[michibane]

GRANTED!
But you become a noob to a website so you spontaneously combust.

I wish I had fast internet for my computer.....
[[I think I know how this is gonna end]]  

[MAGNUM777]

Granted, but your computer will not he able to process at that speed and it will explode and you will be arrested for domestic terrorism. Then monkeys will s**t on your face.

I wish that you you can't ruin this wish.  

[JTN]

Granted, I cannot ruin your wish... The 1143 drooling, buttless-leather-chaps-wearing, petroleum-jelly-wielding maniacs behind you will have that pleasure.


I wish more people would recognize the awesome that is cheesecake ice cream.  

[Butterfingahs]

Granted! but I hog all of it for myself!! mrgreen

I wish i now had cheesecake icecream  

[Earth Sensei]

Granted! but once u eat the first bit off u feel a stinging sensation and the sun seems to be hotter than usual then u realize ur eating urself well u don't care so u keeping having ur ice cream until ur all gone and melted and flow into a gutter

I wish everyone could fly

 

[Eisenkrieger]

but they keep getting themselves killed in head on collisions with 747's


i wish that i had a bipolar bull.
p.s. i are drunker than your grampa  

[_the door to light_]

granted! but your bull soon died of bi-polar


{ I wish I had all the manga I wanted anytime I wanted }  

[MAGNUM777]

granted but the manga will be so sleazy and badly drawn that your eyes will melt reading it.

I wish I had a nickel for every stupid person on the planet, including me  

[ConsummateCaricature]

Granted, but then the intelligent people drown in the nickels.

I wish I could go dance in the rain without the chance of being struck by lightening.  

[Butterfingahs]

Granted! but because you where dancing in the middle of the street, you got stuck down by a car

I wish i had some ideas to start my term paper  

[abandoned_nr_5448214]

Granted, but they are all bad ones.

I wish we would be revarded more money for the polls...  

[Eisenkrieger]

but ....
honestly, i agree. cmon people. i contribute to the site, and all you do to thank me is rip me off? jeez.



i wish gold was easier to come by.  

[littlekitti41096]

(me too)
GRANTED! But it was easier to come by in your imagination.

I wish I had a cookie.  

[ConsummateCaricature]

Granted. You get a cookie, but then drop it and an elephant steps on it.

I wish my boyfriend wasn't psychotic.  

[nedozuki_88]

granted, but now you have a girlfriend that is phsychotic...
I wish i wish i hadnt sat on that fish~