Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[sarcastic moron]

You kept gettin cat hair on me.  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

you got snow on me  

[sarcastic moron]

You wrote my best friend's name in your Death note!

((Love it btw))  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

you took my death note (lol)  

[sarcastic moron]

Because you weren't writing Miley Cyrus' name in it.  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

i did but she wouldnt die oh and cause L told my too  

[SeymourHiney]

Because you tried to write my name in your Death Note.  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

because...i just dont like you (sorry >w<)  

[--Untoten Kase--]

cuz you never put your arms down!!!  

[jambajay777]

cause u never wear approite clothes  

[--Beckys Nightmare--]

I need some kinda miracle…

Cuz your dad gave me the creeps...

...to shake me from this confusion.

 

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

cuz you ripped out your pretty eyes...o.o  

[SeymourHiney]

Because you told me that you didn't like me. crying  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

do i need a reason?! xD  

[greenelf270]

Because you tried to choke me with rainbow socks.