The person above me

[Tambergal]

is a superhero  

[JTN]

^ as addicted to fabric softener.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

has a no more cat n**  

[brass_monkey360]

Is burning with desire.

((yep thats right its a skin joke))  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

is a unicorn  

[JTN]

^ stole the poutine!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lost a bet and had to cosplay as sakura...from naruto  

[JTN]

^ has a ninja girl held captive in her trunk.  

[shibiryu]

wants to give me 100,000 gold ^^  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

wants to learn to play the banjo  

[JTN]

^ wants to punch Paris Hilton in the ovaries.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

has a sick obsisson with lawn gnomes  

[JTN]

^ has never been ambushed in a Walmart parking lot and beaten about the thighs and buttocks with a pillowcase full of half-melted Hershey's kisses.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

has never been traped inside a gaint lemon with his band mates, durring a concert.  

[brass_monkey360]

Has the urge to Falcon Punch a certain cat .. neutral