Vampire Vending

[Chryssta]

*raises the baby to make it think it's a vampire*

You get a furry cd. When played, you hear a comedian speaking in a spider's language. Uh oh, I think Zephon was looking for that...

*inserts token*

 

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

You receive a baby bottled filled wit a strange green substance with a label reading: "Hylden Formula'. Apparently this goes along with your new infant hylden. : D Have fun!

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*inserts coin*

Fred: : D *warble*

Hello alien buddy! 8D  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You, or rather sullivan, receives a large unmarked box. If opened he notices it contains Nudgels and Todee's Toffee( Nosgoth's only Candy store.)

Have fun with that
*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Sullivan: D8 *droooooool* Candeeeeeeeeeee

<.< What have you DONE Rel?

Sullivan: >8D *hoards and runs off with it* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-o-

You receive a large insurance bill to which the damage precedings will be granted upon you in the aftermath of Sullivan's destruction upon a Sarafan encampment sight.

Since it is a Sarafan Camp you are not obligated to pay it.

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

AHHAHAHAHH! DESTROY THEM SULLIVAN
*tosses bill into the furnace*

Ah yes, you receive Moebius's underwear. Have fun with that.

*inserts coin*  

[lilwriter23]

You receive a macaroni necklace. All of the pieces have the clan symbols scratched on them.

*inserts coin*

(Sorry...just trying to lead Daddy away from his....fire habit)  

[Scrab Demon]

You receive the detached claw of Dreadnaught Archon, which has been remade into a wicked looking sword! Careful, that thing can cut through a Dumahim as if it were a Melchiahim.

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive the key to vorador's liquor cabinet. PARTY

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

You receive what looks like a fuzzy pinata. Upon closer inspection, you realize its a tar and furred hylden baby. Whack it enough times and you might get candy out of it, but chances are you'll just get bloody.

*inserts token*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

(whack whack whack)
You receive a signed photo of the Seer. What will you do that?  

[Chryssta]

*Folds it up like a token and inserts it into the machine*

You didn't insert a token, so you didn't get anything. Enjoy having nothing to show for your lack of efforts. ^_~  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Oops

The Seer's photo is not a coin and rather makes it spew out a naked photo of Moebius.

*inserts coin*  

[Chryssta]

*Tosses the photo back at the machine*

You get a thousand pounds of confetti dumped on you at once.

*inserts token*

 

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive a book, "1001 ways to roast squid". It is new.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

8D CONFETTI!!!! *chases around pieces that fall because cats seem to do that*

You receive one of those Gramaphones that is playing constantly throughout your time in the Industrial Quarter. Sadly it only comes one one hit single from the creators that made the song.

*inserts coin and continued playing with confetti as it flies everywhere* MEOWR! MEOWWWR!