Crix Madine Facts

[Missing00]

Crix Madine does not have Midichlorians in his blood, he had Crixichlorians which are tiny Crix Madines roundhouse kicking throughout his blood stream.  

[Nelowulf]

Crix Madine is the Quizach Heiderach! (Its been a while on the spelling.)  

[elvisnake]

If you can see Crik Madine, he can see you. If you can't see Crix Madine, you may be only seconds away from death.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine has a religion devoted to him.  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

The movie Brokeback Mountain got its name from the pile of corpses in front of Crix Madine's house.  

[elvisnake]

Contrary to popular belief, The New Republic is not a democracy, it is a Crixtatorship.  

[Sol Walker]

Jabba had origionally wanted to feed his victems to Crix Madine but no cage could hold him. Jabba had to settle for the far less deadly Rancor.  

[elvisnake]

Crix Madine can lead a bantha to water AND make it drink.  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

If Crix Madine fought Chuck Norris, the universe would implode.  

[elvisnake]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Crix Madine.  

[Count of Moogi Cristo]

elvisnake

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Crix Madine.

This is the best one I've ever seen. That made my day.  

[Nelowulf]

Moff Taggi once attempted to warn Crix that the Crix station was vulnerable until completed from enemy attacks. However, unlike Vader, Crix was not in a forgiving mood.  

[elvisnake]

Moogi

elvisnake

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Crix Madine.

This is the best one I've ever seen. That made my day.

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Most people know that a famous philosopher said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Crix Madine."  

[Missing00]

It is impossile to be raped by Crix Madine because that implies that you didnt want it.  

[elvisnake]

A man once asked Crix Madine if his real name is "Crixtopher". Crix Madine did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.