Sᴇʙᴀsᴛɪᴀɴ MɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟɪsSebastian quietly shook his head and then looked at his pocket watch, then out of the window to confirm the time. "My, my, look at the time.... is it really dark already? My apologies everyone, but my mistresses and I must be goi-" Sebastian was interrupted by a sudden cracking in the ceiling, and he shouted warning to his mistresses as he registered that the ceiling was collapsing right over his mistresses. Sebastian quickly pushed aside his mistresses (and accidentally Grell) out of harm's way just as a large chunk of ceiling fell on his head. Sebastian lay on the floor, unconscious or possibly dead, but probably unconscious.
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(ѺѺ☾: ) so this is the part where i get so sick of it always being day two (or is it three?) and the part where i put in motion our deal, right Cambrie? biggrin D
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Caimbrie
Fumahiko
Of Velvet Smiles
MoonlightKo
V ~( I saw this, and I thought it was a fantastic description of Grell )~ V
( Yes, I screamed )
( Yes, I died inside )
( Yes, I screamed )
( Yes, I died inside )
Things Grell Sutcliff Can No Longer Do
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues.
2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'.
3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks.
4. No, not even my own desk.
5. And especially not William's desk.
6. William's lap is not a chair.
7. Neither is Eric's lap.
8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason.
9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue.
10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee.
11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me.
12. No longer allowed to get drunk.
13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk.
14. Especially not William.
15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red.
16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful.
17. My paperwork is not optional.
18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc.
19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too.
20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress.
21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress.
22. No, not even Alan's.
23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it.
24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts.
25. They do not make my a** look fabulous.
26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk.
27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance.
28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole.
29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull.
30. That is not to be taken sexually.
31. I am not pregnant with William's love child.
32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child.
33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child.
34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child.
35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something.
36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this.
37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower.
38. Especially not in the office.
39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me.
40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme.
41. Especially not Alan.
42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me.
43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian.
44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed.
45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them.
46. William does not have a scythe up his a**.
47. Neither does he need to get laid.
48. Not allowed to glomp anyone.
49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over.
50. Especially not while they are asleep.
51. Not allowed to decorate my office.
52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office.
53. Not allowed to cook for anyone.
54. The kitchen is off limits to me.
55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list.
56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list.
57. He is not a boyfriend stealer.
58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man.
59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such.
60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses.
61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls.
62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing.
63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him.
64. Because he will knock all my teeth out.
65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work.
66. Neither is a bad hair day.
67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office.
68. It does not count as exercise.
69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature.
70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing.
71. My chainsaw is not a toy.
72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature.
73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever.
74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me.
75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either.
76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners.
77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house.
78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in.
79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it.
80. It would not make him look pretty.
81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'.
82. No longer allowed bananas.
83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner
84. Or on the naughty step.
85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort.
86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office.
87. Especially not with real snow.
88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks.
89. Not allowed to write naughty words either.
90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office.
91. Especially not real ones.
92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club.
93. William is not Kyouya.
94. I am not Tamaki.
95. Neither is Ronald.
96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake.
97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again.
98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce.
99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo.
100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea.
101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office.
102. Ronald's name is not Alfred.
103. Neither is it America.
104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office.
105. I am not allowed a Death Note.
106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes.
107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier.
108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass.
109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it.
110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'.
111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period.
112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right.
113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves.
114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods.
115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs.
116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'.
117. Ronald is not my son.
118. Neither is Alan.
119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'.
120. Or 'Senile old gits'
121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic.
122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them.
123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement.
125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack.
126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra.
127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea.
128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La.
129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
1. No longer allowed to flirt with any of my colleagues.
2. It doesn't matter if they set off my 'hunk radar'.
3. Not allowed to drape myself over desks.
4. No, not even my own desk.
5. And especially not William's desk.
6. William's lap is not a chair.
7. Neither is Eric's lap.
8. Alan has full permission to reap me if I so much as look at Eric without good reason.
9. 'But he's so manly' is not good reason, no matter how much I argue.
10. Not allowed to spike anyone's tea or coffee.
11. Not allowed to ask Ronald to do it for me.
12. No longer allowed to get drunk.
13. Not allowed to get anyone else drunk.
14. Especially not William.
15. Not allowed to paint everyone's death scythes red.
16. It doesn't matter if it makes them look beautiful.
17. My paperwork is not optional.
18. Neither is it to be used as airplanes, boats, hats, etc.
19. It doesn't matter if Eric and Ronald were doing it too.
20. Not allowed to switch my uniform for a dress.
21. Not allowed to switch anyone else's uniform for a dress.
22. No, not even Alan's.
23. It doesn't matter that Eric liked it.
24. Not allowed to come to work in booty shorts.
25. They do not make my a** look fabulous.
26. Not allowed to hide under William's desk.
27. Not allowed to give anyone a lap dance.
28. Not allowed to pole dance using William's scythe as the pole.
29. If I so much as think of the name 'Sebastian', William will stab me through the skull.
30. That is not to be taken sexually.
31. I am not pregnant with William's love child.
32. Neither am I pregnant with Sebastian's love child.
33. Nor am I pregnant with Eric's love child.
34. I will never be pregnant with someone's love child.
35. William's death scythe is not compensating for something.
36. Not allowed to try and pull down William's trousers to prove this.
37. Not allowed to joyride on Ronald's lawnmower.
38. Especially not in the office.
39. Not allowed to jam the lawnmower with papers when it crashes and injures me.
40. Not allowed to sneak up on people while humming the Jaws theme.
41. Especially not Alan.
42. Because if I make him have another attack, Eric has every right to strangle me.
43. Claude is not the love child of William and Sebastian.
44. Not allowed to ask William how he got Sebastian into bed.
45. Not allowed to make dolls of my colleagues and then do inappropriate things with them.
46. William does not have a scythe up his a**.
47. Neither does he need to get laid.
48. Not allowed to glomp anyone.
49. Not allowed to give anyone a make over.
50. Especially not while they are asleep.
51. Not allowed to decorate my office.
52. Not allowed to decorate anyone else's office.
53. Not allowed to cook for anyone.
54. The kitchen is off limits to me.
55. I do not have the authority to add names to the 'To Die' list.
56. I especially cannot add Ciel to the 'To Die' list.
57. He is not a boyfriend stealer.
58. Not allowed to hurt anyone for calling me a man.
59. No matter how much I argue, I am male and will be referred to as such.
60. Not allowed to hide William's glasses.
61. Even if it is funny when he starts yelling at the walls.
62. Not allowed to proclaim loudly in the office that Eric needs his legs waxing.
63. Not allowed to then offer to do it for him.
64. Because he will knock all my teeth out.
65. Breaking a nail is not a reason to skip work.
66. Neither is a bad hair day.
67. Not allowed to hump anyone or anything in the office.
68. It does not count as exercise.
69. Not allowed to hide in my office and make noises of a questionable nature.
70. Not allowed to hide in anyone else's office and do the same thing.
71. My chainsaw is not a toy.
72. Neither is it to be used for activities of a questionable nature.
73. Not allowed to sing R-Rated. Ever.
74. Not allowed to get a cat just so Sebastian will talk to me.
75. Not allowed to dress up as a cat either.
76. Not allowed to hire out my colleagues as gardeners.
77. Not allowed to sneak into William's house.
78. Stealing William's house key and making a copy to let myself in anytime I please counts as sneaking in.
79. Just because Eric's hair is braided on one side does not mean I'm allowed to braid the rest of it.
80. It would not make him look pretty.
81. Ronald does not need 'the talk'.
82. No longer allowed bananas.
83. Not allowed to put anyone in the naughty corner
84. Or on the naughty step.
85. Not allowed to turn my desk into a fort.
86. Not allowed to organize snowball fights in the office.
87. Especially not with real snow.
88. Not allowed to doodle on anyone's face if they fall asleep at their desks.
89. Not allowed to write naughty words either.
90. Not allowed to hide snakes in Eric's office.
91. Especially not real ones.
92. Not allowed to set up a Shinigami Host Club.
93. William is not Kyouya.
94. I am not Tamaki.
95. Neither is Ronald.
96. Alan is not Hunny, therefore I shouldn't force feed him cake.
97. Because Eric will kill me if I make Alan sick or get another cavity again.
98. No longer allowed chocolate sauce.
99. Eric is not a gorilla who escaped from the zoo.
100. Getting him bananas for his birthday is probably a bad idea.
101. So is setting up a tire swing in his office.
102. Ronald's name is not Alfred.
103. Neither is it America.
104. Not allowed to leave hamburgers in his office.
105. I am not allowed a Death Note.
106. Not allowed to replace everyone's scythes with Death Notes.
107. It doesn't matter if it makes our job easier.
108. If I offer to mow anyone's lawn, I'd better be talking about the grass.
109. If I think of something and giggle for more than five minutes, I'm to assume I'm not allowed to do/say it.
110. Not allowed to sneak into Phantomhive Manor, steal Sebastian's pants and then wear them shouting 'I'm in Sebas-Chan's pants!'.
111. Not allowed to steal anything of Sebastian's. Period.
112. Glitter and Sequins are a privilege, not a right.
113. New recruits are not to be used as personal slaves.
114. If I'm chosen to be a mentor, clickers and biscuit treats are not appropriate training methods.
115. It doesn't matter if it actually made them learn quicker, they are Shinigami, not dogs.
116. Not allowed to refer to new recruits as 'mommy's little darlings'.
117. Ronald is not my son.
118. Neither is Alan.
119. Must not refer to the Higher Ups as 'Impotent old geezers'.
120. Or 'Senile old gits'
121. Not allowed to touch Undertaker's pink pen. The results would be catastrophic.
122. Not allowed to offer sexual favours to get out of overtime. I should know by now that William never accepts them.
123. Not allowed to show any evidence that disproves that statement.
125. Eric's saw does not make him a lumberjack.
126. Therefore, I shouldn't ask him if he wears suspenders and a bra.
127. Offering to lend him some is also a bad idea.
128. No one wants to touch my Tra La La.
129. Or my Ding Ding Dong.
