Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[lurichan]

Cecilia is the archduke of Normandy, but due to extenuating circustances she can only marry someone within her family.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan is actually Prince Charles's cousin.  

[lurichan]

Veruniel has a staff of greatness stashed away in her closet along with a cloak of elven kind and boots of springing and striding.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan has fifty angelic pendants and is going to buy out the world.  

[lurichan]

((I wish, then I would be able to get my sash and then some... Oh if Only I were more of an oldbie. Anywho... ))

Veruniel secretly doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces. She has a man who followed 20 feet behind here where ever she goes, ready to tie her shoe laces at a moments notice.  

[Veruniel]

(I wish I was an oldbie too. I could have got this headdress for a lot less!)

Lurichan is Sailor Neptune's biggest fan, and runs in front of her scattering roses wherever she goes. (She hasn't noticed yet that Sailor Neptune's not a real person and isn't actually there!)  

[lurichan]

(I'm oldbie enough to have donated to get the solar headdress. ^^* )
(No.. I"m not Michiru's biggest fan. I think that honor would go to one of my best friends from high school that I don't really see all that often anymore sadly.)


Veruniel is really a mafia Don. She put a hit out on all the pop singers and is just waiting until the time is right before she takes over her city.  

[Acerbus nox noctis]

I would like to take a moment to applaud this thought:

lurichan

Veruniel is really a mafia Don. She put a hit out on all the pop singers and is just waiting until the time is right before she takes over her city.

Luri is secretly plotting to take over the world by putting hypnotic sugar into the Keebler Elves' cookies and will soon declare that every individual must have a gnome on their front lawn or die twisted .  

[Veruniel]

Lita would know, since she's Lord High Commander of the Free The Gnomes movement. Throughout England, her elite ninja force is poised to liberate plastic figurines from little old ladies' lawns!  

[Acerbus nox noctis]

Especially since you are a spy for the Keebler Elves who wishes to introduce, *shudder*, healthy cookies!  

[Veruniel]

Lita isn't just a member of the Sugar-High Addicts Anonymous. She's also the president.  

[lurichan]

Veruniel already has a lawn gnome army in her back yard just waiting for orders to move out and take over the neighborhood.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan was Anne Boleyn in a past life... and she's sueing the British government over that Jane Seymour thing.  

[Veruniel]

It was Veru's job to guard the rhubarb, but she never knew why.  

[Emperor Lothar]

Its Verus job guard the wachingmachine so it doesnt run away.