Random Quotes

[kuro sendo]

have you ever wondered why if you blow in a dogs face they get mad but as soon as they get into the car they stick there head out the window.~ ~ i forgot who  

[kuro sendo]

never raise a hand to your children...... it leaves your groin unprotected.~ ~ same guy as the other one just dont remember.  

[kuro sendo]

red is the ultimate cure for sadness - - kuro sendo(me)  

[shadow_alchemist92]

"the only thing worse than love, is love unreturned" -me  

[Karrobher]

"what goes around comes around... or stops" - Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment  

[Pyrofection]

"No matter what we will fight to the last"-unknown  

[Poison Ivyy]

The Turtle Moves
-Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

 

[Poison Ivyy]

Let me check my notes
-Riff (Sluggy Freelance)

 

[xDorminx]

"Gentlemen! Behold! Corn!" - Dr. Weird  

[Blazefox1]

Take me to you, Imprison me.
For I never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.
- John Donne.  

[lil_augurey]

^v^
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"If he be Mr. Hyde, I shall be Mr. Seek," Mr. Utterson from Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

 

[allucard88]

give me back my hand [bruce campbell evil dead]  

[Dr.Esperanto]

hi evertbody!!!!!  

[darkittyhero]

A supermodel is a lot like pumpkin soup. Theyre both hot, and theyre both thick. -myself  

[allucard88]

I am the night Ryder I am a fuel injected suicide machine laying down a rubber road all the way to freedom.... rofl
[from the movie road warrior]