you know you have watched too much yugioh when

[Kaiba]

Oh, silly silly, normal people do that.
You'd be too into Yuugiou if you made a theme park to kill the ones that defeated you. heart  

[ProphecyEmpress]

jagged1

When you find a YGO parody and check it everyday (multiple times a day) for updates.

http://www.exnihilozahra.com/yugioh parody.htm

...and then shamlessly plug it. XD

I'm on like page 49. It's totally hilarious. I think I'm adding this to my favorites. It deserves a place there. I'm back to reading fan comics or something, LOL. Man, this is good. I'm hooked...it made my morning, omg, I got up in the morning this time, much better. I even learned some vocabulary. Lmao. Anyway, I'll read it multiple times. I'll----okay, that's it. Okay, here's one!


You don't think you have an obsession with Yu-Gi-Oh, but really every time you see something that's Yu-Gi-Oh, you want it. In other words, you find your interest in it completely normal, while others find it abnormal. <---probably guilty of that one, lol.  

[Death T-2]

...When you ritualistically don YGO clothing and accessories, and try to figure out how to make KC earings.  

[Kaiba]

I can make you a pair.  

[Death T-2]

That's all right. smile I shall give you the sacred task of creating an authentic Millenium Rod, to bash and control feeble minds in the name of Seth!  

[Bitchboots]

*Whimpers* But... but... but... the Sennen Rod is only for Seth-sama.  

[Death T-2]

Tell that to Marik. And then Yugi.

But you gotta admit, that would be a FRIKKIN' WICKED prop!  

[Temporal Phantom]

Hmm, I've got a couple.

When you actually recite the chant to summon the Winged Dragon of Ra at random intervals.

When you analyze Seto's character so much that you actually have dreams concerning him for the next three days or so.

Guilty of both.  

[Gilderoy P Lockhart]

When you've filled out legitimate paperwork for wedlock to one of the characters, completely disregarding the fact that they don't actually exist and the only viable method to having them "show up" at the wedding ceremony would be drastically cutting out a life-sized cardboard cut-out of them and pasting on a poster in subsequence, while also dressing it up in a pretty frock or tux. O_o
As for the issue at hand with improper consent, you could illegally kidnap Eric Stuart on his whereabouts in New York and have him present at the ceremony as a substitute for "Kaiba's" voice...or "paper cut-out" Kaiba. XD If anyone protests to such a feat, justify it via an explanation of the baptized infant.

Yeah...I've fantasized about doing that with Kaiba, then I suddenly realized I AM NOT WORTHY...yes, WEDDING--DRESS!  

[Ryu_chan]

zha_zhayx

So it's Seto Umiba?O_o;;

eek That sounds like a single-celled life-form...oh wait, that's amoeba; nevermind. mrgreen  

[Death T-2]

That umiba thing...It makes me sad... It could never be pronounced that way! gonk
Kai-ba, kaiba kaiba kaiba. Or individually, umi-uma. Yeah, I don't think so.

Remember that every kanji character has several pronounciations based on if it's a word itself or if it's part of another word.

-You're incredibly basic Japanese lesson of the day.  

[Kaiba]

Death T-2

That's all right. smile I shall give you the sacred task of creating an authentic Millenium Rod, to bash and control feeble minds in the name of Seth!

actually, my friend Moe wants to make me one that lights up. I said "KTHX, but no KTHX" <_< there's a list of people who want me to cosplay priest Seto, but that hat is still a turn off >_>

-don't you mean "your"?  

[Ryu_chan]

Death T-2

That umiba thing...It makes me sad... It could never be pronounced that way! gonk
Kai-ba, kaiba kaiba kaiba. Or individually, umi-uma. Yeah, I don't think so.

Remember that every kanji character has several pronounciations based on if it's a word itself or if it's part of another word.

-You're incredibly basic Japanese lesson of the day.

crying I surrender. I fail at life, and especially at being an otaku.  

[Kaiba]

don't worry, we Otaku fail at everything xD Well, everything that's not related to the fandom...  

[Ryu_chan]

sweatdrop Oh, good. It's not just me then. Ahem...you have officially watched entirely too much YGO when you attempt to resolve disputes via a 'shadowgame'.