Lines You'll Never Hear

[Darkened Angel]

( Inspired by FP's ) PWN3D! - Palpatine when they fire the Death Star

All your base are belong to us. - AT-AT pilots as they attempt to take rebel areas

Dear diary, I found out that Leia is actually my sister, but that kiss didn't bother me, because I'm gay anyways. Chewbacca is just so damn hot... - Luke  

[Nelowulf]

((Inspired by DA))

Dear diary,

Luke has been making advancements on me. I mean, I may be a walking rug and a furball that is fuzzy, but I think he's gay. If I wake up one night with him on me, I'll kill that b*****d, force powers or not. I'm not gay. There have been jedi wookies before. I'll find some of them too. Thanks for letting me express my feelings diary. I need to find some more rainbow paint for my new shirt while I'm at it. Also, I wonder where I can find some leather chaps....

-chewy.  

[Sol Walker]

Dear Diary:
I think Im attracted to Han.
-Chewie  

[Darkened Angel]

I can't find my vibrator! * looks at Luke's lightsaber in a funny way * - Leia

That's right, I went there! twisted  

[Sol Walker]

Im not suprised for some reason. You seem to be loosing your grip on sanity. sweatdrop

Dear Diary,
I think Im attracted to Han
-C3PO  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

(DA, I really think you've lost it.)

*2 days after...you know whating with Luke's saber)

Umm..Luke...i think i'm pregnant...by dad....he did...things...with his saber....

-Leia  

[Sol Walker]

....a line has been crossed. and on that note:

"uh oh....um, just say its Han's. no one will doubt it. even Han."
-Luke  

[Darkened Angel]

I TOLD you idiots those things weren't toys. But nobody listens to me. All I do is BEEP for crying out loud. LUCAS, YOUR a** IS MINE FOR GIVING ME THIS SHITTY PART, Oh, and you'll be hearing from my agent, ASSUMING ANYTHING'S LEFT OF YOU WHEN I'M DONE! - R2  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Why do I get stuck bolted to a crapass ship while R2 gets to run around and get action with all the ladies?

-R4-PL7  

[Mademoiselle Kit]

I have the sudden urge to shake my shiny booty.

-C-3PO  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Everybody do the robot!

_Threepio  

[Darkened Angel]

R2, I'm kinda embarressed to say it, but... You set my circuits on fire. Lets share our core data together. - C3P0  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Cody...I am you're father!

-Boba Fett while wearing Jango's armor.  

[Kittensaurex]

"My parts are showing? ...Oh... I thought it was something serious..." -C3PO  

[Darkened Angel]

" I could've been a good guy, but NO! I had to try to take over the galaxy with my Empire and now look... Those bastards blew up my last Death Star and I got nothing. * sigh * I should've listened to Mom and become a doctor. " - Palpatine