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 Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:51 pm
Cause I am here twisted
Why do I have a life?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:03 pm
Easy, Its one per customer.
Why do cough drops leave your tongue all red?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:10 pm
Because they forgot to put on socks this morning, which, if they would have, they would leave your tongue blue.
How to 'Keep off the grass' signs get there?
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:56 pm
The signs are dropped from helicopters.
Why is cheddar cheese yellow?
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:14 pm
Because they put yellow food coloring in it?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:38 pm
Yes, because it probably has already run out when its bought.
If something is going slow people say that its slower than malasis, if alot of people say that about a lot of things, does that make malasis fast?
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:12 pm
No, because molasses will STLL be slow in January, regardless.
Why can't little mushrooms grow on my toes instead toe nails?
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Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:41 pm
Because everyone would want to saute your toes in butter...
Why can't I be in a food competition?
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:28 pm
Because your not food, and if you were, nobody could eat pixles, and if the real person controling the pixles were food then umm........ oh that would only happen when pigs fly. *looks out window* Hahahaha that flock of pigs were flying north! There so stupid!......um........what.... I.....don't thi-OH MY GOSH PIGS DON'T FLY!!!!!
Who framed Spraychel?(The I Can't Belive It's Not Butter person, thing, from the comercial)
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:14 pm
(I have no idea who/what that is, but I'll just go with it...) Actually, they tried to frame him, but they didn't have a picture frame large enough to fit around him.
Why do people eat spicy food when they know its going to burn their mouths?
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:41 pm
Because spicy food tastes so freakin' good!
Why is souffle so hard to make?
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:53 pm
It just wouldn't be right if something with such a fancy name was easy to make.
Why must people sing you dorky songs when you go to a restaurant for your birthday gonk ?
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:28 pm
awwww, because its fun to embarrass people for their Birthday!! When you are embarrassed calories from the cake don't count!
oooohhhhh How did I forget to check Reality Birthday's today???? sweatdrop stressed
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Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:54 pm
Because you were out partying too late and couldn't think straight. Naughty, naughty. 3nodding
Why are all my mean, evil female teachers cat ladies?
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Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:47 am
It is an evil conspiracy from the planet Catopolis! The evil cat lady aliens come down and try to make school a living hell!
Why is going to the dentist such a pain?
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