Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer!

[Dark_Links]

Cause I am here twisted

Why do I have a life?  

[Aurora Sing]

Easy, Its one per customer.


Why do cough drops leave your tongue all red?  

[BansheeinHades]

Because they forgot to put on socks this morning, which, if they would have, they would leave your tongue blue.

How to 'Keep off the grass' signs get there?  

[Breyer]

The signs are dropped from helicopters.

Why is cheddar cheese yellow?  

[jambare]

Because they put yellow food coloring in it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Yes, because it probably has already run out when its bought.


If something is going slow people say that its slower than malasis, if alot of people say that about a lot of things, does that make malasis fast?  

[Lilith Le Midge]

No, because molasses will STLL be slow in January, regardless.

Why can't little mushrooms grow on my toes instead toe nails?  

[Maleficents Dragon]

Because everyone would want to saute your toes in butter...

Why can't I be in a food competition?  

[[ Hippoman ]]

Because your not food, and if you were, nobody could eat pixles, and if the real person controling the pixles were food then umm........ oh that would only happen when pigs fly. *looks out window* Hahahaha that flock of pigs were flying north! There so stupid!......um........what.... I.....don't thi-OH MY GOSH PIGS DON'T FLY!!!!!



Who framed Spraychel?(The I Can't Belive It's Not Butter person, thing, from the comercial)  

[rathykins]

(I have no idea who/what that is, but I'll just go with it...) Actually, they tried to frame him, but they didn't have a picture frame large enough to fit around him.

Why do people eat spicy food when they know its going to burn their mouths?

 

[Aurora Sing]

Because spicy food tastes so freakin' good!


Why is souffle so hard to make?  

[rathykins]

It just wouldn't be right if something with such a fancy name was easy to make.

Why must people sing you dorky songs when you go to a restaurant for your birthday gonk ?

 

[Aurora Sing]

awwww, because its fun to embarrass people for their Birthday!! When you are embarrassed calories from the cake don't count!

oooohhhhh How did I forget to check Reality Birthday's today???? sweatdrop stressed  

[Lilith Le Midge]

Because you were out partying too late and couldn't think straight. Naughty, naughty. 3nodding

Why are all my mean, evil female teachers cat ladies?  

[Maleficents Dragon]

It is an evil conspiracy from the planet Catopolis! The evil cat lady aliens come down and try to make school a living hell!


Why is going to the dentist such a pain?