Things a Naruto Character Would Never Say

[Wooper to Quagsire]

sariane

Kakashi: ::throws down make-out paradise:: ahhg! i'm sick of this book! ::picks up Popular Science magazine::

That's funny.  

[squalltheknight]

zabuza: hey...haku...are you getting tired? i mean it is late...
haku: well...i am kinda getting tired...
zabuza: well...why dont you sleep next to me here...? 3nodding
haku: zabuza
zabuza: yes, my darling?
haku: after...all this time did you actually think i was gay?
zabuza: ...well...you liked me...and i liked you, i thought we had a special relationship!
haku: ...i can't believe you *walks out never to be seen again*
zabuza: damn! i lost another little boy! *pulls of mask and is actually michael jackson*
mj: i can't let anymore little boys get away *cries*
*orochimaru steps in*
orochimaru: i heard...you say something about little...boys? ninja
mj: yes i did! i need a little boy right now!
orochimaru: no! the little boys are mine pale one!
mj: looks who's talking purple-bow!
orochimaru: wait...we both like little boys don't we!? how about...you and i...since...it is getting late... biggrin
mj: you are one sick son of a...


and...thats as much as i thought of...or something... xd  

[final_hiroshi]

sai: i'm so happy *perfect non fake smile* naruto your so strong and ur pee-pee is so much bigger then mine mrgreen and sakura your so pretty i wanna marry u except i just purposed to naruto sorry bout that sweatdrop

sakura: what but sai i love ueven though u said all those mean thing about what was his name oh yeah sasuke SAI

naruto: forget being hokage i'm gonna be a house wife for my darling sai kun ^^

that won't make sense to people who haven't read the new naruto chapters  

[Owenlars2]

naruto: BELIEVE IT!  

[Sami-Umi]

Gaara: ". . .I eat sand. . ."  

[Reticence]

Naruto: Hey Sasuke
Sasuke: What, Baka?
Naruto: Im really Seme...
Sasuke: ... o_o
 

[Varent]

sasuke:I wanna be just like my brother Itachi! *starry eyes*  

[lover_boy859]

Gaara: i love the living! blaugh
Naruto: Who cares? talk2hand
Sasuke: i love you sakura heart
Orochmaru: do you think this purple bow earings and long flowing hair make me look like a girl? 3nodding
Konohamaru: i think i'll find orochimaru wink
Kabuto: i don't want to fight..i'm a pacifist neutral
Shino: i hate bugs, eeeeeeewwwwww!!!!! crying  

[kagomerocks]

Deep Despair

kakashi: teamwork is for the weak... *yawn*
sasuke: AIIIE! *faints*
zabuza: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! *runs around, throwing flower petals*

lol, u made a funny^  

[Black Angel Blood]

ChibiAngelwolf

Sasuke: I want to be just like my big brother (currently not in the past)

Sakura: Man, Naruto is so hott...and so is Kakashi...

Kakashi: Maybe I should tell everyone about my Sharingan eye..

Hinata: I truely don't love Naruto, I love Neji with all my heart!!!

Neji: Maybe I should fight without the baringan (spelling sorry..)

Ino: Naruto is mine Sakura!
Sakura: NO HE ISN'T HE IS MINE!!
Sasuke: Hi Sakura heart heart I just wanted to let you know how much I love you.
Sakura: EWWW I want to be with Naruto not you!!

Jirayia: Maybe being a pervert isn't the life to be for me...

*cries* That Sasuke bit is just painful...  

[Taru-chan`]

squalltheknight

zabuza: hey...haku...are you getting tired? i mean it is late...
haku: well...i am kinda getting tired...
zabuza: well...why dont you sleep next to me here...? 3nodding
haku: zabuza
zabuza: yes, my darling?
haku: after...all this time did you actually think i was gay?
zabuza: ...well...you liked me...and i liked you, i thought we had a special relationship!
haku: ...i can't believe you *walks out never to be seen again*
zabuza: damn! i lost another little boy! *pulls of mask and is actually michael jackson*
mj: i can't let anymore little boys get away *cries*
*orochimaru steps in*
orochimaru: i heard...you say something about little...boys? ninja
mj: yes i did! i need a little boy right now!
orochimaru: no! the little boys are mine pale one!
mj: looks who's talking purple-bow!
orochimaru: wait...we both like little boys don't we!? how about...you and i...since...it is getting late... biggrin
mj: you are one sick son of a...


and...thats as much as i thought of...or something... xd

Lol!!! I love this post! heart More! I never thought of anything close to that! Probaly 'cause you made Haku actually leave Zabuza!  

[Sakura_Chan_Dattebayo]

Ino:SAKURA YOUR MY BEST FRIEND!!!!

Sakura:Ino your an even better friend. smile  

[XxSari-chanxX]

Kakashi: "I will no longer read Come come Paradise"  

[invisibIe boii]

Shikamaru : Lets all go outside and jump up and down!! I'm feeling so hypo!!  

[enjay babe]

Fumoffu

Kakashi: It seems I'm early today.
Sasuke: Naruto, your better than me.
Naruto: Not Ramen Again.
Jiraiya: Hmm i want to try a new angle for my book *heads towards the men's hot springs*
Third Hokage: Let's release the Kyuubi for the hell of it.
Rock Lee: I quit.

Anythign you guys can think of ^^

That made me laugh so hard rofl

Naruto: I hate ramen mad

Itachi: I didn't mean to kill our clan. I was...er...PMSing? sweatdrop