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 Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:46 pm
Well, I've always wanted more pets.
A giant bird crashed into a helicopter and it spun out of control straight into your house.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:54 am
now you dont have to deal with your dreadful husband
your stranded in the ocean
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Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:58 pm
But I'm a mermaid, so it's not big deal.
You're lost in Death Valley.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:26 pm
I've always wanted to know what it'd feel like to be eaten by condors.
You're drowning in lava! Think fast!
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:23 am
Atleast you have a good excuse for missing work.
Ohmygawd! You're surrounded by a million rabid fans who's only goal is to take something you own, even if it's a part of your body!
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:21 pm
Umm....at least I'll lose weight? rofl
Your best friend tried to kill you and you don't know why.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:49 pm
well, I'll save money on Gifts...
your cell phone bill was over $1000 this month
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:27 pm
i had a lot of good conversations!
your computer crashed because of a virus.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:32 pm
I needed an excuse to get a new computer...thank God I'm married to a computer tech....he would already have my hard drive all backed up mrgreen
the electricity is out in your town for the next month
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:35 pm
you get to burn all of your pretty smelling candles
then... the candles light your house on fire!
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:49 pm
just think of all the cute firemen I'd meet smile
Your bank account is seized by the government
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:39 pm
you'll keep your money under your bed from now on, where it's really safe
your foot falls asleep
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:43 pm
You always liked that tingly feeling that your foot gets...
You drink too much energy drinks and end up in the hospital.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:25 pm
You ran all the way there and now you have great cardiovascular health.
Your grandma made her infamous "chicken surprise" again...
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:20 pm
Fortunately it was only the chicken that was surprised...and I didn't have to eat it.
Your car is on fire.
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