Lesser Known Goals Of The Empire

[Durza the Shade]

To insure that Darth Vader Lives, and Star Wars Is Forever.  

[Nelowulf]

To do a little dance, make a little love, and get down tonight.  

[Uncle Choco]

To discover that the moon really is made of cheese.  

[Missing00]

To get to the eart's moon and get the cheese for crakers.
(500g to whoever gets the refrence)  

[Nelowulf]

missing nin itachi

To get to the eart's moon and get the cheese for crakers.
(500g to whoever gets the refrence)

((that old claymation show... Grim and wallace go to the moon? I believe? not sure their names. Also has the next reference))


To invent a pair of trousers that is NOT compatable with a kleptomaniacal penguin.

((edit: I remember now. Wallace and GROMIT....))  

[Durza the Shade]

(to continue the references from that particular claymation studio)

To free the chickens from Tweedy's Farm.

To make Hubba Bubba bubblegum commercials featuring esoteric animals, such as dewbacks and gundarks.  

[Darkened Angel]

To convince DA and Angelic Celestia both to wear a metal bikini.

If the above is done, to convince DA to take hers off.  

[Nospai Deathous]

Nelowulf

missing nin itachi

To get to the eart's moon and get the cheese for crakers.
(500g to whoever gets the refrence)

((that old claymation show... Grim and wallace go to the moon? I believe? not sure their names. Also has the next reference))


To invent a pair of trousers that is NOT compatable with a kleptomaniacal penguin.

((edit: I remember now. Wallace and GROMIT....))

((it was called "A Grand Day Out"))

To steal all the sheep from farms in surrounding areas and turn them into dog food. (and meanwhile, get those dirty SD viewpanels washed by an eccentric inventor and a genious dog)  

[Uncle Choco]

To turn this two-bit evil empire into a world-class organization.

((to continue with the obscure references.))  

[Durza the Shade]

To go to Ludicrous Speed.

To transfer all the air from Druidia to Coruscant.

(Sorry, I watched Spaceballs for the first time today.)  

[Nospai Deathous]

To get the key to Leia's chastity panties  

[Durza the Shade]

. . . and disable Threepio's Virgin Alarm.  

[Darkened Angel]

To learn how to do that voodoo that you do.  

[Nelowulf]

((Heres a good way of torturing someone...))

To wax the Death Star.  

[Nospai Deathous]

(another good way to torture someone)
apply Palpatine's revitalizing full-body ointment twice a day