The Kaiba Seto Wishing Agency

[Even Angels Cry.....]

Granted, but now its your brain who dosen't obey you.

I wish I knew Kaiba's real last name...  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but it's only because of a badly done memory arc in Yu-Gi-Oh GX because Yu-Gi-Oh isn't popular any more.

I wish Seto was a real person in this reality.

((On another note, I have a half decent arguement as to why Seto's surname is Moto.))  

[Arashi Cloud]

(Um.... Why?) Granted but he doesn't know who he is.... I wish that I get good grades this semester.  

[Key_of_Ra]

Granted but now he loves me! HE HE HE!!

I Wish that Kisara will live so I can kill her! (Seto Stealer!! twisted )  

[Fyerluna]

((It's a long story. I'll send it via PM.))

Okay... seems I'll be granting two wishes today, so to help me, Seto!

Seto: Granted Key_of_Ra, but you will never have me as I am much too good for any of you airheaded fangirls. I can't believe you actually believe that I existed in the past in some Egyptian dynasty that was conveniently erased from history... now go find some other obsession.

Granted, but you will fail everything afterwards Arashi.

I wish I could move mountains.

((Er... don't take anything Seto says personally... he's in a mean mood today. I ran out of the instant coffee...))  

[Xesca]

Granted, but a boulder squashes you as you move a mountain.

My wish. I wish that my friend would tell me more about Seto's girlfriend.

^_^  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, but since that wish was written in invisible ink, everything you want to know is now written on the back of the declaration of independence in invisible ink.

Seto, go away, I don't need you anymore, unless you have a wish.

Seto: But I do! I wish that I never had to wish for anything ever again.  

[Xesca]

Granted, but now, Seto, you find a magic lamp with a genie that demands you to make three true wishes or he'll take Mokuba. Hah. Payback twisted

I wish that I could think up a decent wish.  

[Fyerluna]

Granted, but now no one else can.

I wish Seto would answer more wishes since he's good at it and this is his agency after all.  

[Arashi Cloud]

Granted, but now he's forced to be nice.

I wish I knew more about the Kendo group at my college.  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: Granted, but now you know too much and the president of the group sends one man in a turban assured that he'll use a bit of... force... to take care of you.

That's not nice Seto.

Seto: It my agency. Besides, that's as nice as I get.

*coughRPcough*

Seto: I wish fangirls would stop shipping me with people I hate.  

[Xesca]

Granted, but now they're shipping you with themselves. (Lucky you.)

I wish I could breathe underwater. (I'm just asking for it, aren't I?)  

[Fyerluna]

Seto: And just what if I hate them too?

Either grant her wish or go away.

Seto: Fine... Granted, but now not only can you not breat on the land, you have gills and lime green skin and neon purple hair, which clash so terribly that you are eaten by a shark who can't stand fashion faux pas'.

*blinkblink*

Seto: What? Alright, I wish Yugi would stop yammering on about the Heart of the Cards and all that bull about friendship and would finally give up and realize that there is nothing in that puzzle and he's just got multiple personality disorder.

*saw that coming sooner or later*  

[Key_of_Ra]

Fyerluna

Seto: And just what if I hate them too?

Either grant her wish or go away.

Seto: Fine... Granted, but now not only can you not breat on the land, you have gills and lime green skin and neon purple hair, which clash so terribly that you are eaten by a shark who can't stand fashion faux pas'.

*blinkblink*

Seto: What? Alright, I wish Yugi would stop yammering on about the Heart of the Cards and all that bull about friendship and would finally give up and realize that there is nothing in that puzzle and he's just got multiple personality disorder.

*saw that coming sooner or later*

Granted, but now you're the one who cant stop talking about it.

I wish that I could duel properly... *sigh*  

[Fyerluna]

Seto, stop rocking in the phoetal position and answer that poor girl's wish. Come on now, it's not that bad. Besides, you were asking for it.

Seto: *regains composure* Fine, but this will be good. Granted, but now everyone around you cheats like hell because they have mystical items that grant them special powers and throw you into comas if you cross them...

Seto... be good. You promised not to rant about Yugi and his stupidity and annoyance.

Seto: Fine... I wish I had my title back as the King of Games.