Walt-J-Rimmer
"None of it is real. He is too young to really smoke and pot is illeagil so It's not real. We're using dry ice right now." (I don't think so so we'll say they are to busy making-out to care) "Places! Oh! And since the script isn't that good fell free to Ad-lib."
(You are a butthole)
Bam played the part of a braindead person skillfully.