Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Awesome Akwardness]

Fantasises about the cat in isobel's signiture  

[Isobel Bellamy]

the girl above me is the lion my cat is scared of!  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Has the power to control cats,she's like cat woman..except she doesnt suck  

[Rellik San]

The girl above me is the camera man who gets eaten by the lion.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Is a male supermodel,and is fabio's eternal rival  

[Rellik San]

Is Fabio's mistress and rival to his Beautiful Wife.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(gods damnit)

The guy above me watches Fabio sleep at night  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Longs for rellik to watch her in her sleep  

[Rellik San]

The girl above me is Fabio's Beautiful Wife's lesbian lover.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

The guy above me carrying fabio's love child  

[Rellik San]

The girl above me is the father of Fabio's long lost son... Enrique.

(quite the soap we got going on here)  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Cheated on me and isobel and fabio with fabio's twin brother *dramatic background music*  

[Rellik San]

Is in reality, Isobels mother, but didn't know due to a car crash and was suffering amnesia.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Is really the father Dunnnndunnndunnnn

Where's my child support money?!HUH??  

[Isobel Bellamy]

(you do realise that that means I had my father? YEEE!!!! eek gonk *dies*)

killed rellik in a staged car crash for cheatin on her