Lines You'll Never Hear

[Sol Walker]

Vader sad After being delimbed by Obi-wan) Alright. We'll call it a draw.
Obi-wan: Right...(Leaves)
Vader: Oh! Runnin' away eh?! You Yellow b*****d! Come back here and take what's coming to you!! I'll bite your legs off!!!  

[Sol Walker]

*Jacen, Jaina, and Lowbacca drag Tenel Ka before Luke*
Luke: What is it young jedi? What is the matter?

Jacen: We found a witch! May we burn her?!  

[Nelowulf]

Cont.

Luke: What makes you believe she's a witch?
Jacen: She looks like one!
Tenel Ka: They dressed me like this, and this isn't my real nose.
Luke: *looks under false nose* Well students?
Jacen: Well, we did do the nose.... and the clothes.
Jaina: But she does have a wart!  

[Theris Faan]

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Luke: But how you KNOW she's a witch?
Jacen: She turned me into a newt!
Luke: *looks at him closely*
Jacen: I...I got better....

((much gleefulness!!! I get to see Spamalot tomorrow!!! whee whee whee ))  

[Sol Walker]

(Cont.)
Jaina: Well, she is a Dathomiri Witch...
Luke: True enough I suppose.
Jacen: Burn her!!!!
Young Jedi: Burn her!!
Luke: Oh for the love of the force knock it off!!

((You lucky blankety blank.))  

[Darkened Angel]

Vader: Luke, I am your arch enemy.
Luke: Uh... yeah. I kinda knew that.
Vader: ... Hahahaha! Oh God, I was standing out there for like 10 minutes trying to work up the courage... That's a load off my chest.  

[Sol Walker]

Mandalore the Immortal: (Singing) War! Hoo! Yeah! What isn't it good for? Absolutely nothin'!!  

[NickCpointless]

TK421:*hums imperial march*
Thx 1137:hay what you humming
Tk421:i dont know i herd it on the comm *continues to hum*
Thx 1137:that sounds cool the empire should use that
TK421:for what
Thx 1137:for a theme tune
Tk421:what would we need a theme tune for
Thx 1137:for when we invade planets and stuff
TK421:yeah well you go and tell the emperor that
Thx 1137:Fine *runs off*
TK421:fool
a few days later
TK421:i cant beleive the emperor made you an admiral for comming up with a theme song
Thx 1137:lifes a b***h get used to it  

[Des Voh]

Geroge Lucas Presents Moulin Rouge! using Star Wars characters.

((We can only hope this never happens.))  

[Darkened Angel]

Luke: I don't wanna get naked with the Jawas! And stop trying to stick that in me!  

[AFK Masturbating]

Freya: I'm in ur shipyards, ganking ur stuff!!1!!!eleventyoneandahalf!!!1

Eladan: O RLY? eek

Freya: YA RLY! xd

Eladan: No wai! gonk

Freya: Wai! mrgreen  

[Sol Walker]

Celestia Whitesword

Freya: I'm in ur shipyards, ganking ur stuff!!1!!!eleventyoneandahalf!!!1

Eladan: O RLY? eek

Freya: YA RLY! xd

Eladan: No wai! gonk

Freya: Wai! mrgreen

Cont:
Link: Oro?! What matter of tongue is this gibberish.
Mandalore the Immortal: I don't know. My helmet's translator module seems to understand it though. But its not important.
*Shoots Kenet with a stunbeam* That ends that.
Link: eek
MtI: What?  

[Darkened Angel]

Angel ( in any RP ) : This metal bikini is chafing my a**.  

[Sol Walker]

Cont.
Cale: Hey, at least you can pull the look off.  

[Darkened Angel]

DA: No, I will not give you a naked lapdance just because you asked nicely.
Cale: Good, because I don't want one.