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"Oh, I have some good quotes like that." ^.^b
Such as...
"Wha...I
do feel good, I just...!" *vomits*
"My eyes! They're all itchy and burny!" (Then J says, "What is that? A cross between Itchy & Scratchy and Bert and Eernie!?")
And my personal favorite from my ex: *vomits* "Kiss me..."
That sounds pretty damned funny. XD
I have a qoute but it's rather for me less funny and reminds me why some people do indeed need to drop off the planet,
"I'm not a whore...I just like sex alot, also it's not cheating if I didn't tell you! -riding some guys d**k while looking right at me-"
^- actual qoute from my x who cheated on me w/ about a
dozen guys, behind my back, it is pretty funny by itself, but not for me as I already stated.