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Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:00 pm
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Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl hahaha! those are some funny situations rofl i wonder if they're all real... if they are, i applauded for some of them. they some of the things they did were absolutely brilliant.
for real mrgreen |
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:49 pm
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treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl hahaha! those are some funny situations rofl i wonder if they're all real... if they are, i applauded for some of them. they some of the things they did were absolutely brilliant. for real mrgreen
one of my favorites was the "cockporn" incident. |
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:55 am
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Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl hahaha! those are some funny situations rofl i wonder if they're all real... if they are, i applauded for some of them. they some of the things they did were absolutely brilliant. for real mrgreen one of my favorites was the "cockporn" incident.
lol rofl |
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:14 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:06 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:08 pm
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treebornkettlgrl zann I would say that most of them are plausible.. people are actually that stupid.. *coming from one that works in a customer service* zann, you have a lot of free time on your hands, don't you... wink
considering that I do the minimum I have to at work, and sleeps way less then most would seem good, yea, quite a bit of time ^^ |
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:48 pm
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treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl hahaha! those are some funny situations rofl i wonder if they're all real... if they are, i applauded for some of them. they some of the things they did were absolutely brilliant. for real mrgreen one of my favorites was the "cockporn" incident. lol rofl
dunno if you read this one but me and my friends all laughed at this one.
Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder
Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA
Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?”
Customer: “My left boob popped.”
Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?”
Customer: “The water kind.”
Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.”
Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?”
Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.”
Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?”
Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.”
Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?”
Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?”
Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?”
Me: “… A diode?”
Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.”
Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?”
Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.”
Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?”
Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.”
Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!”
Customer: *click* |
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:31 pm
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Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl hahaha! those are some funny situations rofl i wonder if they're all real... if they are, i applauded for some of them. they some of the things they did were absolutely brilliant. for real mrgreen one of my favorites was the "cockporn" incident. lol rofl dunno if you read this one but me and my friends all laughed at this one. Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?” Customer: “My left boob popped.” Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?” Customer: “The water kind.” Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.” Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?” Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.” Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?” Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.” Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?” Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?” Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?” Me: “… A diode?” Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.” Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?” Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.” Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?” Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.” Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!” Customer: *click*
OMG, lol...
why are people so stupid? |
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:32 pm
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zann treebornkettlgrl zann I would say that most of them are plausible.. people are actually that stupid.. *coming from one that works in a customer service* zann, you have a lot of free time on your hands, don't you... wink considering that I do the minimum I have to at work, and sleeps way less then most would seem good, yea, quite a bit of time ^^
tsk tsk xp |
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:20 pm
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treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 one of my favorites was the "cockporn" incident. lol rofl dunno if you read this one but me and my friends all laughed at this one. Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?” Customer: “My left boob popped.” Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?” Customer: “The water kind.” Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.” Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?” Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.” Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?” Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.” Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?” Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?” Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?” Me: “… A diode?” Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.” Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?” Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.” Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?” Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.” Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!” Customer: *click* OMG, lol... why are people so stupid?
who knows, but i'm guessing for comedic relief? |
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Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:39 pm
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Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 treebornkettlgrl Draconia23 one of my favorites was the "cockporn" incident. lol rofl dunno if you read this one but me and my friends all laughed at this one. Rudolph The Boob-Nosed Reinder Medical Supply Call Center | California, USA Me: “Thank you for calling ***, this is Bill in the breast aesthetics department. How may I help you?” Customer: “My left boob popped.” Me: “Okay, so the implant failed?” Customer: “Yes.” Me: “Are your implants silicone gel or saline?” Customer: “The water kind.” Me: “So, we’ve had a saline deflation. I need to ask you some questions in regards to how it may have deflated.” Customer: “Why, don’t you believe me?” Me: “Of course I believe you, but as part of making our implants even better and evaluating where under the device’s warranty this falls, I need to know what may have led up to the implant’s leak.” Customer: “Oh, so you think this is my fault?! You make a crappy implant and you have the nerve to blame me?” Me: “Wait, wait. First, I didn’t make your implant, my company did. I’m here to help you get this fixed in the fastest way possible and that starts with finding out how the implant deflated.” Customer: “So you want to know what I did to screw them up, is that right? I spend a fortune on these things to be walking around with a flat tire of a tit and you think it’s my fault?” Me: “No, ma’am. I simply need to know how to cover this under your warranty, to see how much money we are going to give you to fix the problem. We give you a check for money to fix the problem if you’ll just answer my questions. What do you remember doing when you first noticed the deflation in your breast?” Customer: “Me and my boyfriend were playing sex hide-and-seek in the house and he thought it would be more fun if my boobs glowed. So, he used a needle tube to insert little red lights into them… what do you call those little glowing lights? It’s like three letters?” Me: “… A diode?” Customer: “Yes. He’s a trained professional… he uses them on animals at his job all the time.” Me: “So, your boyfriend punched a hole in your chest and tried inserting a diode inside the implant?” Customer: “Well, not in my chest. Just on the top side of my boob so it wouldn’t hurt. He numbed it first.” Me: “… And this is the implant’s fault, how?” Customer: “It started leaking and getting flat.” Me: *laughing* “I’m sorry, can you repeat that? I’m recording this and no one is going to believe me!” Customer: *click* OMG, lol... why are people so stupid? who knows, but i'm guessing for comedic relief?
good assumption, but i feel that there are more crazies out there than we need right now... |
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:13 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:16 am
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Customer: “Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!”
Cashier: “Sir, I already told you… we don’t have ANY hammers back here that aren’t already stocked on the shelves.”
Customer: “LOOK HERE. F**K YOU! I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING OUT YOUR STOCKS! GET ME THIS HAMMER!”
(At this point, I come to the front of the store, overhearing what’s going on; note that I’m the manager.)
Me: “Is there a problem?”
Customer: “Yes sir! Your employee here is not doing what I tell her to!”
Me: “Well, you need to calm down and understand that we don’t have what you’re looking for. So maybe you should go back to shelves and check–”
Customer: “F**K THAT!!! IT’S NOT THERE, OKAY?! YOU NEED TO F**KING GET ME WHAT I ASK FOR!”
Me: “That’s it. Get out of my store.”
Customer: “What? NO!”
Me: “Sir, get out, or I have to take you out.”
Customer: “Then do it!”
(I go around the counter and approach the customer. I yank him by his collar & drag him to the door.)
Me: “Now, then… you wanna apologize and maybe come back in?”
Customer: “No! I just want my hammer! God, what is this madness?!”
Me: *puts the customer down*
Customer: *confused* “… What is it?”
(I turn back to the cashier, who nods in approval. I then turn back to face the customer.)
Me: “Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!” *kicks customer out of store and slams door*
oh, oh!
And this one! xd
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