Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Awesome Akwardness]

Saw me kill him...Now she's next on my list  

[Rellik San]

Didn't infact kill me, merely my brother, Erllik.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Is really the father of his brother...what a twist! eek  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Now must kill the real rellik and me or she will be killed by the oil barron she tricked into thinking she was HIS long lost daughter!  

[Rellik San]

The girl above me, is the mother of my brother... making her... my mother. D:  

[Isobel Bellamy]

That can't happen if you're my father!!!!

Is a tragic result of inbreeding, and so has six fingers and five braincells xd  

[Awesome Akwardness]

(Wow she's your mother,daughter,lover...thats just sick)
Is shocked by this amazing plot twist  

[Rellik San]

Killed J.R.

(couldn't resist. XD)  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Is the real slim shady *audience gasps*  

[Rellik San]

Is in reality a man eater.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

Could audition for this role in life:
Many many years ago
when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who
was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!  

[Rellik San]

Is the above role.  

[Isobel Bellamy]

lies for he does not want to show his own red-neck life!  

[Rellik San]

Has the reddest neck here.  

[Awesome Akwardness]

Is the man my old gay father is trying to seduce(which makes me sad crying )