Things You Would Never Hear Seto Say

[Death T-2]

"I have to learn how to actually play Duel Monsters."
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!!  

[Ryu_chan]

"So, let's see...I put my right foot in first, then take it back out....dammit! MOKUBA!! COME HELP ME ! I MESSED IT UP AGAIN!"  

[Death T-2]

"I'm votin' Obama, because he's black too."  

[jagged1]

"Objection! You're not wearing enough leather!"  

[Death T-2]

"HOLD IT! My client is not wearing enough leather for this trial!"  

[jagged1]

"TAKE THAT! It's a leather cat suit!"  

[Death T-2]

"OBJECTION! Mai's boobs are too distracting to see the cat suit!"  

[Ryu_chan]

"I LIKE MEN!!! eek "  

[jagged1]

"A jet, a jet! My company for a jet!"  

[Death T-2]

"I watch Yugi when he's in the shower, BECAUSE I MUST ALWAYS BE ONE STEP AHEAD."  

[Ryu_chan]

"Quiet Mokuba, Mommy and Daddy are talking."  

[Death T-2]

"I'm afraid you princess is somewhere in this castle."  

[jagged1]

"I'm a beautiful butterfly~"  

[Death T-2]

"I'm bisexual. That's right, NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE. Sleep well~"  

[jagged1]

"It's too sterile in here!"