Stupid Question, Stupid Answer Game .-.

[Joeyfish5]

A zookeeper in a rattlesnake

what dose kool aid man do outside of busting through walls  

[Lost Retort]

oh he is a part time mail man. . . .


why does oil burn?  

[Cass Dee of Corvictory]

Because my cat said so.

Why do paintbrushes walk away from me?  

[Lost Retort]

because they are mistaking you for your evil twin who they really don't like



what do you get if you mix some milk with a plastic snake?  

[Joeyfish5]

Because they dont want to go insdie of you


Why dose ninjas hate pirates  

[Lost Retort]

because someone decided it had to be that way or else they might team up and then we would be in trouble


why are spheres round?  

[Joeyfish5]

Because a sphere is the most effeicte shape known

Why dint i fall asleep in that class when i learned that answer  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Because the class pet was a Llama.

Who put the Bop in the Bop-She-Bop?
 

[MystiBlu]

Yeti

When you drink alone, who do you prefer to have around?  

[killercloud94]

absolutly no one that's why i'm drinking alone.
why are my sketches depressing?  

[MystiBlu]

Cuz your art puts you in touch with your inner emo


Has anyone else ever gotten the following message on here?
While we appreciate your intensity, we're gonna need you to post at a slower pace.  

[killercloud94]

yes! lots of times!
what's makes you think i'm not in touch with my inner emo now?  

[Plaid 2 the Bone]

Because there only first drafts, and they know there not good enough to be finished products..

"Every morning just before breakfast, I don't want no coffee or tea, just my old friend Jimmy Walker, and my good pal Jim 'n' Bean! And I drink alown... yeah-yeah with nobody else, and I drink alown.."

What ever happened to George Throughgood?
 

[killercloud94]

i killed him!
why did i kill him?  

[Lost Retort]

because he turned your aunt into a newt



why did he choose to turn her into a newt instead of, say, an armadillo?